sperman

A very cool and sexay person who is half Spanish, half German.

"Sperman PRIDE yo!"

"I'm Sperman. Get your mind out of the gutter! It means half Spanish, half German."

by Albaa x3 September 1, 2008

Shegman

Someone that sheggs you a lot. Normally used when someone cheats in Money ups.

Guy: "Mate, Camilo, you are such a shegman!"
Camilo: "heheh no cornholios. I am the cheekiest shegman of them all."

by BumbleBrutus March 15, 2019

Sacramento Smegma Smooch

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.

"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012

Full Body Smegma

An unfortunately common skin condition possessed by friends or roommates who, despite all their efforts of cleaning (if any), always smell fucking horrible. Their bedsheets are worryingly discolored yellow as a result of their nasty, cheese covered skin constantly being in contact with it, which in turn creates a reluctance for you to touch them. Like a boisterous drunk, a person suffering from Full Body Smegma makes their presence instantly known, but rather than being obnoxiously rude and loud, they bring a stench so gut punching that if you tried to breathe through your mouth to avoid the stench, you'd probably throw up instead.

Guy 1: "Dude, my roommate always smells like ass, he's nasty."
Guy 2: "If his skin's kinda greasy he probably has Full Body Smegma."
Guy 1: "You mean he has dick cheese all over his body?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty much."

by Sang-froid April 21, 2018

smegma breath

Bad breath caused by the continuous huffing of uncut, unclean cock.

That cock huff-er over there sure the fuck has some kicking smegma breath.

by CATHAIL September 14, 2006

smegmadon

The stinkiest of all dinosaurs, having an over-sized smegma gland.

That smegmadon fossil stinks like shit!

by The michael of all michaels May 21, 2007

smegmaphile

a person who enjoys oral sex with a man whose penis has much smegma, or "dick cheese."

She said, "Nothing tastes better than cleaning out a hot guy's dick cheese." That makes her a smegmaphile.

by krustydude August 19, 2009