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speedwolf

the act of a male performing oral sex on a woman's genitalia; eating out a chick; cunnilingus
Dude, I totally regret speedwolfing that fuckbucket last night! My tongue is totally burning now!
by El Sweetness May 20, 2005
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speedo tan

an extremely dark tan all over your body except for the thin white line left from wearing a speedo in the sun for a long period of time
Matt had such a good speedo tan from surfing in it, he wore his white skin speedo with his girl later that night.
by mattyg7 October 6, 2006
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Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
by speds_r_us February 6, 2010
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speedopolis

A word used to characterize a city as a place where everyone seems to speed.
Los Angeles is and probably always will be a total speedopolis!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021
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Oreo Speedman

The Coolest Motherfucker In The World, Better Than Obama And Hitler Put Together.
hey oreo speedman! i wish i was cool like you
by Oreo Speedman February 7, 2010
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Mexican Speedboat

A car so filled with Mexicans that the rear of the car hangs low to the ground giving it the impression of a speedboat speeding across the water.
"Hey did you see that Mexican Speedboat? I think the muffler was sparking."
by Paddy O'Toole October 10, 2011
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Aikido in A Speedo

One of Steven Seagal's earliest porno movies from the 80s. In fact, it was so successful within the Japanese community that it became a series.

In the original "Aikido in a Speedo", Steven Seagal plays a womanizing aikido master who strolls around Tokyo in just a speedo during the hot summer days.

He stars in about half of the sex scenes where he costars with several Japanese girls. Only wearing his speedo, he disco dances in front of them with techno in the background as he shakes his arms up and down. Some scenes actually have him with pig tails too as opposed to just this ponytail.

After he fucks all the Japanese hos in the scene, he uses his Aikido to beat them up which later leads to him snapping their necks.

The end of the porno shows Steven Seagal wearing a black leather speedo sprinting through the streets of Tokyo at a speed of fucking FIFTY miles an hour while yelling out "AIIIIKIIIIIDO IN A SPEEDO!!!!" and also karate chopping little Japanese boys that get in his way while he keep his usual constipated face.

There have been at least 5 Aikido in a Speedo movies, and even a video game was made insipired by Grand Theft Auto - that is, Grand Theft Tokyo: Aikido in a Speedo.
-Holy crap what's that gay guy with the ponytail doing sprinting down the streets of Tokyo at 50 miles an hour while yelling "AIKIDO IN A SPEEDO!!!!!"?

-He's just filming his latest porno, Aikido in a Speedo
by KnjazVovk May 28, 2009
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