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speedwood 

Speedwood is a subgenre or genre of music created by Michael D. Bridges and Georger R. Baum. It consists of mainly two acoustic instruments - a guitar and a piano. Sometimes other acoustic instruments are added such as a drum, slinky, or recorder. It is a fast-paced music where the players play their instruments as hard as fast as they can and include the occassional ballad as well. The creator's website is at www.speedwood.com
We didn't want to have a full band, so we decided that we'd play speedwood.
speedwood by kagomeshuko November 9, 2004

Speedsoft 

A subsport of airsoft where players work as a team and eliminate enemy players as quickly as possible. Usual player attire includes Dye masks, long Jon’s, tennis shoes, shorts, hoodies, head wraps, etc.
The local airsoft field is full of speedsoft players.

Speedofile 

A pedophile who is fast at running
That Speedofile is getting away!
Speedofile by 3tirty333_:3 July 26, 2018

Speedofile 

A middle aged man who hangs around swimming pools in skin tight trunks who offers to help children in and out of the pool.
Mummy, mummy, who's that strange looking man in the tight trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him
Speedofile by Smed69 February 18, 2005

speedsofter 

One of the 2 "divisions" of airsoft in which the player most likely wears a dye mask. Their clothing is diverse, but you may see many wear black. Almost all speedsofters play hard and play fast. Many get angry at this group of people because of youtube videos that display them doing "cringe actions" such as magdumping, gorilla, and other such "cringe" actions. This should not be displayed as all of speedsoft and is very much a misconception that impacts a large group of people.
The average speedsofter will play hard and fast, which may result in people getting angry at him despite him enjoying the game with his own play style.
speedsofter by aheago_soft August 4, 2021

speedsolver 

A person that solves Rubik's Cubes as fast as they can.
Feliks Zemdegs is a professional speedsolver.
speedsolver by T-Rex Cubing May 19, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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