Spastic in the attic

"Spastic in the attic" Refers to someone who has been or is being ostracised, outcast or neglected due to medical or social reasons.

"Look Buckley, I know I've broken my arm, but I'm not going to be treated like some spastic in the attic!"

by James Buckley August 26, 2007

Ass Spatter

When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.

Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!

by MJH3 January 11, 2010

spasticated

1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.

Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"

by rainey06au August 28, 2005

Spaten

Amazing German beer, from Munich

Hey bartender, give me a Spaten

by DrinkyDrink October 24, 2008

crippled spastic

boomytastic

"That pie was crippled spastic"

"That joint was actually crippled spastic"

"Milky bar yogurts are fucking crippled spastic bluuudddd"

by garylikesweed February 5, 2009

Spatter Khak's

Khaki pants that have been slightly soiled after standing too close to a urinal or bathroom sink.

Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.

by TacomaBeags March 15, 2011

Spatterhund

{spah-tur-hoond} noun, 1. A person that derives pleasure and gratification from ejaculation (typically male) upon their head, neck and face; the central tenet of this cum fetish is that the longer and forceful the stream, and the greater the volume of ejaculate, the better; frequently performed in a group setting, e.g. a circle jerk

The spatterhund took on ten guys and was blinded by jizz.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009