Sarspasm

When your brain spasms into lapses of stubborness and is unable to detect any form of sarcasm or joke.

RedCircle: I am having a sarspasm

by Anonymous March 19, 2005

Sarspasmic

When a spastic tries to be sarcastic, the result is a spasm.

Look hes trying to Sarspasmic!
Hes sarspasmicing again!

by Adam February 9, 2005

Sparshed

when you get so fucking smacked that you need 2 people to tie u down but not in a gay way

person1: "sparsh got sparshed last night"
person2: "again?"

by vansandart November 2, 2019

Skarsporn

Pictures or Videos of Alexander Skarsgard-known to fans as Askars or just Skars, that invoke all kinds of shameless fangirl panty flinging/OMG'ing/squeeing/fainting/blogging/moaning/skargasms/multitude of other reactions to their Viking Worshipping.

The pics/vids do not have to be naked-although those are rampant-as we know Askars is not shy or embarrassed about his Viking Studliness.

SVB: Did you see the lastest pics of Askars I posted on my blog today?

VWL: OMG-where did you find those pics?! My friend is going to have a skargasm when she sees this week's Skarsporn!!

Q: Do you know where I can find some good Skarsporn?
A: Check out all the links on my blog to all the Alexander Skarsgard Fansites & Blogs..they're filled with sexy pics!!

by VampiresWeLove March 6, 2010

Spaspital

A luxury hospital or rehab center for the rich and famous.

A lot of child stars end up going to the spaspital when they realize they hit rock bottom.

by justdie300 November 20, 2009

sperspelcome

a sarcastic term for yourwelcome
spin of off spanx

thanks for the gift

"sperspelcome"

by carsongriffin September 3, 2012

Spareplane

The extra plane that is just kicking around in your hanger, common amongst the extravagantly rich.

Dan: Hey Katie, is that your dad up there in his airplane?
Katie: Yeah he is flying his regular plane, his spareplane is over in the garage.

by allybee July 5, 2012