Shantasy

A lurid fantasy usually involving football, unrequited dancefloor gyrations and exotic international travel.

I can't believe I won Shantasy! We need to go on a Shantasy to Goa later this year.

by bootyshaker4000 September 20, 2013

Spanktarded

It is the feeling of pure retardation after a long series of BDSM Spanking. You are unable to speak, communicate or operate your body. You are in a euphoria state or subspace from spanking.

"Oh man, those spank marks look rough, you okay?"
"ya, i was completely spanktarded after them"

by Stephanie Steamweaver April 24, 2014

spunktastic

A Woman of such fine physical stature and beauty that they are to be honoured in such a way that they will receive the full force of the males mangoo anywhere (preferably as a pearl necklace) over their naked body.

Oh my god Vicky! I've seen a lot of porn films in my time but you've got the most Spunktastic tits i've ever seen.

by Techno uk June 24, 2007

spacktastic

Adjective used to describe something stupid that a person does. Usually spoken, not written..

This is not as strong a word as spacktacular.

"That was so spacktastic."

by David Linfield May 20, 2007

Spankasm

Achieving orgasm through spanking.

Misty's sex life went to a new frontier after her first spankasm

by Jackie Dangerous February 11, 2010

Spanktard

A person so stupid you feel the need to spank their dumb ass into cognitive awareness. see slaptard

I've seen cups of coffee with more intelligence than you spanktard!

by Jon Merlin May 10, 2006

spantastic

A word used by some social circles to describe the some what pleasing feeling of Spandex on ones crotch. Can also be used to describe anything which feels, or is, good.

"That drink was spantastic!"
"That outfit looks spantastic!"

by Kelash January 12, 2005