spandex

1. A synthetic fiber or fabric made from a polymer containing polyurethane, used in the manufacture of elastic clothing.


2. Spike/Xander/Lex threesome pairing. I have yet to see this actually occur, but it's fun to think about.

1. Spandex is uncomfortable to wear.

3. I'm writing a Buffy/Smallvill crossover. It's spandex.

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

Spandex Pants

An expression used to describe somebody who is incredibly cheap and will rarely lend money - by wearing spandex pants they are being a tight ass

Friend 1: Hey man could I borrow a few bucks for the train?
Friend 2: Ummmm... I'd like too but I'm broke.
Friend 1: Woah somebody has their spandex pants on!

by rfinch87 January 30, 2009

Spandextin

A magical Kingdom where all women wear spandex. Usually found on a college campus.

Brah, welcome to Spandextin!

by Propitious13 April 1, 2011

skankorexia

A condition in which the skankorexic starves herself in order to impress a male, or multiple males. Skankorexics tend to have low self esteem and flirtatious, outgoing personalities. Telling them they are looking "so hot" now that they have lost weight is dangerous and irresponsible, nobody wants to fuck a praying mantis, unless they have a death wish.
This condition is glamourised by the popular media and celebrities such as Lara Flynn Boyle & Calista Flockhart

Lara is like, totally skankorexic.
or
Have you seen Louise recently, she has so developed skankorexia since she has been seeing Grant.

by Scrabblywinks April 15, 2008

spandex effect

the effect that makes a ugly girl seem hotter because they are wearing spandex pants

guy1: dude check out that girl over there!!!!

guy2:naw man u just fell for the spandex effect.Actually look at her face shes ugly!

by to fist August 6, 2010

Spandex Warrior

Derisive term for overweight and/or unskilled athletes who apparently must, nonetheless, swath themselves from head to toe in expensive spandex before skating or biking. Overheard from some teenagers at Newport Beach, California.

Look at those spandex warriors, skating all the way from their car to the ice cream stand.

by Caffeine Cowboy January 22, 2005

spankidextrous

The ability to spank with equal efficiency using either hand.

oh my gawd, did ya see the way that guy was spanka yo, wot a spankidextrous !

by smart pants guy October 11, 2013