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Shocker Spaniel 

When your girlfriend is riding you on the living room couch, and the family dog (preferably a Cocker Spaniel) joins in by licking her taint.
My girlfriend was house sitting and wanted to smash, so I went over there. She forgot to put the dog outside. Well, we started going at it, and when she was riding me on the couch the dog got between our legs and gave her the Shocker Spaniel! I tried to kick him, but she said, “Don’t be mean to him. He’s a good boy.”
Shocker Spaniel by Oona Pelota April 29, 2020
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kyker spaniel 

A jewish dog, considered to be the jew's best friend.
Guy: What type of dog are you getting?
Jew: kyker spaniel of course!
kyker spaniel by asdf489838 May 12, 2013

Cock spaniel 

(noun, usu. female) nymphomaniac of the submissive variety, extremely devoted and generally long-sufferingly obedient to male members.

Derived from but not to be confused with cocker spaniel. Heavy and/or sagging breasts are not part of the definition.

Would you look at Denise? The longing look in her eyes when she sees a bulge in anyone's pants. She's such a cock spaniel!
Cock spaniel by Triskallion December 30, 2008

cock blocker spaniel 

A domesticated member of the family canidae, not necessarily a cocker spaniel, which jumps up on the bed while two humans are engaging in heated intercourse. This usually occurs right as one is about to climax.

This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.

Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.
Couple: *grunt grunt*
Dog: *leap*
Couple: fuk off u cock blocker spaniel
Dog: *sad howl*
cock blocker spaniel by BzBurger February 7, 2010

The Cocker Spaniel 

1) Caucasian-American origin dance which is performed by a young man, usually in khaki pants and a way-too-tight shirt, who's only move consists of little more than humping the left or right side of his partner arhythmically whilst both arms are raised in the air. Made famous by "A Night at the Roxbury"

2) The dance move that resembles dry-humping the left or right side of your dance partner anywhere from the hip down.
Sue: How was your date with Glen last night?
Mary: Well, he took me to the club, but all he knew was The Cocker Spaniel. He got got so excited he tore my ACL.

English Toy Spaniel 

A small lap dog. That is better than any cavalier. They are very rare and expensive. Many executives buy these dogs as family pets. They are not widely known and are like a diamond dog. They love to be with their owners and tolerate children. Probably the best small dog you can get. There are only a handful in the U.S.A. They are well known in the UK as the "Queen's Loyal Companion". They are also known as a King Charles Spaniel. NOT A CAVALIER!
That white man in the Rolls-Royce had a English Toy Spaniel in his passenger seat.

PR spaniel 

A public relations or marketing person who gushes enthusiastically about a concept or story idea to a journalist, but understands very little about the actual subject matter - much like a spaniel can be *really* excited about fetching that stick, but doesn't know why.
Rebecca called me today and blabbed on about some garbage concept her client's firm is working on. She's such a spaniel.
PR spaniel by L.A.R.S.O. May 3, 2005