Spangle

(verb)A blumpkin fused with a 69 were the girl is inverted while they undergoing oral sex on a toilet.

Carlos and Tanya spangled in the boys restroom at the club after they had one too many to drink.

by Dr.Papa Smurf April 09, 2010

spangle

to be inebriated on class a drugs.

I: "what are you up to tonight?"

R: "going out on the spangle"

I: "how are you feeling on this fine evening?"

R: "oh i've taken so many beans i feel really spangled"

by Rizla June 11, 2008

spangled

From the National Anthem at an OU home football game:
To shart (shit and fart at the same time) oneself.

I just spangled a little in my panties.

by Amy Kemp September 10, 2004

spangle

Male masturbation (see wank)

"man, I gotta go take a spangle"

by Panq November 30, 2003

Spangle

To be delighted that justice has finally been done. Against unsuperable odds, the underdog triumphs against the machine. He is SPANGLED!

I am spangled that I have overcome the tyrany of the Wart.

by Peter Ashley October 26, 2006

spangle mag

erotic literature used solely for the purpose of male self pleasure

Mate, I am banging for a tug! Have you got a spangle mag I can rub one out to?

by NSP81 August 27, 2007

Spangle Dick

When one over indulges on drugs, only to find the ability to get an errection is none existent.

I wanted to shag this girl at a festival, but I took to much MDMA and got spangle dick

by BeatboxBadman August 13, 2017