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Star Spangled Banner

This is a form of the Sparkle Shot but with 1 slight difference.

After you blow your load on a girl's face, you throw red, white and blue glitter on the slowly cooling and hardening baby batter.
Hey James, I tried that Sparkle Shot last night and ended up a Star Spangled Banner. I am doing this kindergarten teacher in her classroom right, I get up explode on her face and then tripped fell back onto a small table with red, white and blue glitter on it--it flew through the air and hit her face. She looked so beautiful! I immediately saluted her (being a former marine and all).
by PDRR October 5, 2011
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Star Spangled Banner

Star Spangled Banner

O say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming!
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
by stan21 May 5, 2006
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scandangle

The word scandangle is the best and most versatile word in the English language. There is no limit to the number of situations that the word scandangle can be used for. Invented in the lecture hall while dancing.
"I am gonna tie that kid to the back of a flatbed truck and scandangle him around the school."

"Moneypenny, would you like to get out of here and scandangle with me?"

"When you see someone scandagling and are in doubt of what to do, break out into a corkscrew."
by scandanglincubanwaiter January 11, 2005
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The Star-Spangled Banner

The Star-Spangled Banner was a poem written in 1814 by Francis Scott Key about the Defence of Fort McHenry, which later became the american patriotic song.

It's also the one song when can tell a distinct difference in singing talent between vocal/musical legends who have proven themselves time and again and teen popstars when they sing it at football games or anywhere else.
The Star-Spangled Banner was a poem written in 1814 about the Defence of Fort McHenry, which later became the american patriotic song. It's also the "sorting hat" in the vocalist world.

Whitney Houston, Marvin Gaye, Jimi Hendrix guitar Vietnam message...hell, even Mariah Carey.

VS

Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, etc.
by Mai Valentine December 15, 2010
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Spangle

Semen, sperm, cum, spunk, etc
Trevor: What ya doing?
Hamish: I'm setting my alarm clock.
Trevor: What the fuck for?
Hamish: What do you mean what for? To get me up in the morning!
Trevor: Well, you're not going to work...you're not going on holiday...and you don't even bother to soap yer seal in the morning...so what have you got to get up for?
Hamish: I am a creature of habit.
Trevor: You don't even have a lie in on Sundays.
Hamish: Oh so I should be like you should I? Rotting like a corpse in bed until lunchtime every day, wallowing in my own spangle!
Trevor: Lovely! You should try it sometime!
Hamish: One morning you became so firmly glued to your encrusted blanket that you had to drag it around with you til tea-time like an albatross!

- Pets (www.petscomedy.co.uk)
by Peter Adams January 6, 2004
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Shadangle

When the shit dangles off of your ass hair.
Aka dingleberries.
Mandy has shadangles because she has a stomach virus.
by We Stole Your Poi May 7, 2010
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spangle mag

erotic literature used solely for the purpose of male self pleasure
Mate, I am banging for a tug! Have you got a spangle mag I can rub one out to?
by NSP81 September 2, 2007
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