Southpaw Claw

When your left nut starts to mysteriously ache for no reason. When the right nut aches it can be called just "the Claw" but that is much more uncommon.

"Dude my left nutty is hurting!"
"Why? I didn't even hit you there you pussbag."
"Nah, it's the Southpaw Claw. It's a bitch."
"And how!"

by SCLAW March 4, 2010

southpaw snowball

When a man ejaculates into another man/woman’s anus/vagina, then proceeds to suck out the ejaculate and spit it in the respective partners mouth.

“Hey man, how did that lay go last night?”

“Great, gave her a southpaw snowball!”

by DocRakk August 6, 2023

Southpaw snowcone

One person holds their left hand in a cone shape while the partner(s) ejaculate into their hand. The person then adds either fruit flavored alcohol or snowcone syrup to their left hand and the drinks it.

Hey did you see kyle eat a southpaw snowcone at the party yesterday?
Whats that?
Come by later and ill show you, bring some orange vodka.

by Raven King January 17, 2025

Sitting Southpaw

An alternative to the traditional forward posture while sitting on a toilet, in which a person sits facing the back of the toilet as opposed to facing outward. The advantages of this position include arm rest while reading, space for resting computers, books, alarm clocks or coffee mugs, and ease of access to the toilet in case of malfunction. The only known disadvantage is the need to remove ones pants or to have a reinforced towel rack to allow for the south paw swing.

Andrew: Damn dude you were in there for so long.

Bruce: Yea man, I was sitting southpaw and was just too comfortable.

Alex: Do you have to take off your pants to sit southpaw?
Bruce: Nah, just give it the ol south paw swing.

by BruceTheMoose February 14, 2010

Seattle Southpaw

To reach inside the vagina and jack yourself off while screwing a girl in the ass.

Barbara Stiensand's favorite position to do after taking a few valium is the Seattle Southpaw.

by Powered by God March 22, 2003

southern southpaw

Male masterbation technique,
While using your left hand to beat off, you position your thumb facing your body with your hand on top of the shaft instead of underneath.

"Every once in a while a need to change it up with a southern southpaw."

by sac daddy October 14, 2006

Mississippi Southpaw

the act of getting anally fingered in a shitty ass whilst behind an Arby's.

Person 1: Hey how did your date go with Jessica?
Person 2: It was great, until I found out all she wanted was a Mississippi Southpaw.

by IbuprofenMuncher January 23, 2025