Softeners

Saggy tits that are so soft and have lost all perkiness

So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?

by Joe876543 August 29, 2013

Southerners

1) A person of any race or ethnicity (White, Black, Latino, Asian, Native American, that was born in the southern US States of:

Alabama
Arkansas
Georgia
Florida
Tennessee
North Carolina
South Carolina
Louisiana
Mississippi
Texas
Virginia

AKA Best people in the world.

Ah, good ol' southerners. Nicest people ever!

by AC January 15, 2006

Southerner

Just so you know not everyone in the south is a racist. I live in the south and always have, but have friends of every race. I'm also not ignorant or dumb in any way. Northerners can't blame us for a dumb president being elected because last time I checked the whole country votes for president, and I don't support him in any of his decisions. Everyone from the north just assumes they know what it is to be a southerner, obviously because you have met us all. I will not lie and say that there are not ignorant people in the south, but everyone up north is not a genesis. I'm not trying to be rude to any one who is from the north, even though some of you deserve it from your comments. I have friends who are from the north some that I even consider to be very close friends. I just didn't realize so many northerners were so judgmental. Don't make generalizations of people that you have never met. Stop worrying about peoples lives in the south, and take a look at your own. You can't hate us all just because you hate where we come from. I'm proud of where I come from. We love it in the south so stop hating.

By the way the majority of us can have an intelligent conversation. Just most times we prefer our southern slang. We do have country accents, but that is just part of our culture. Just so you know not everyone in the south enjoys country music like you all think. I actually prefer hip-hop and R&B. Most of us do have a lot of hospitality, but there are also many who don't.
Most southerners are very intelligent.
We are not all rednecks.
Southern = me

by Paige ReNae August 23, 2007

Softeners

Nasty ass hoes that make boners go soft

Dude, you see those fat asses? They a bunch of softeners..

by Joe876543 August 29, 2013

Southend

Also known as McEvoy. A small town filled with crack heads, homelessness, and stone island wannabes

Hey! Have you been to southend recently?

by Southend124 May 25, 2019

Southerner

Someone originally from one of these states: South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Georgia, Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas, and a scarce few parts of Florida. You can not become a Southerner, you must be "Natural Born." Being a Southerner entails being appropriated to the best food, music, lifestyle, and attitudes in the world. There is nothing that can't be sorted out between two proper Southern gentlemen. "Southerner" is not to be associated with redneck or hillbilly, as these are terms for white trash and can be found anywhere in the country, not limited to the south. If you are in fact lucky enough to have a true Southerner as a friend, you will have at least one friend for the rest of your life. All Southerners are not "country," as it were, but country is for more accurate than "redneck" as country just means, from a rural area.

Being a proper Southerner myself, I find it inescapably vexing to be considered in the same league as a redneck.

by The_Grizz March 2, 2009

fake southerner

Cretinous Yankee wannabes who, upon moving south of the Mason-Dixon line or Ohio River, adopt sappy, sorry versions of the local dialect, wave the Stars n' Bars, pretend to be 'folk heroes' or 'outlaws', wax nostalgically about Stonewall, JEB, and General Lee, and claim Hank Williams was 'always their favorite.'

Cities like Austin, Nashville, Charlotte, Dallas, Birmingham, and large parts of Atlanta no longer feel authentically Old South because of the presence of so many fake southerners.

by Rustbelt Hero March 29, 2008