sociology 

a subject taught by stoners and paedophiles

im a sociology teacher, man i love being stoned and eyeing up girls

e.g. "That Morgan, what a treat."
"I need a spliff... I mean photocopy some work"

sociology by mr harley March 28, 2007

simulology 

The religion and belief the the world is a giant computer simulation running on someone's laptop. As a computer simulation, it is believed that the world is out of balance and with enough time, generations, and trial and error it will evolve itself out into a perfect society.

Hey Mike, are you catholic?
No man, I believe in simulology

simulology by Starbuck14 March 17, 2018

Sociology lesson 

Any lesson that you have where you just sit around and do fuck all. The teacher don't give a fuck and neither do you. You know you will fail your exams but you just couldnt give a Fucking Toss

Fred: Lets have a chilli eating contest!
Paul: Yeah that sounds great. Another typical Sociology lesson
Fred: The teacher would rather have a smoke so lets just do what we want
Paul: Yeah alright, cool.

Fred: Drink this coke with the chilli's in it for £2.50
Paul: Done, someone record my expression
Fred: Sweet, this shit is going on facebook
Paul: What about Mr M***e
Fred: Fuck M***e

Sociology lesson by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 24, 2010

sockology

The study of giving sock or sock like properties to an object or person. Objects with these sock like properties are identified with the use of the word strum on the end of the word. (Derived from the superhero Leibstrom)

Lets do some sockology!
- Hairstrum
- Spleenstrum
- You can see the genral idea,............................. sockology................retarded to say the least! But very useful in day to day life!

sockology by Proffesor Leibstrom October 23, 2005

Reverse Sociology 

The process of making one very confused and or angry

Stephen: cI'm not using Reverse Psychology I'm using Reverse Sociology ."
Kira:"SHUT UP!"

Reverse Sociology by DANKANOPILIS February 16, 2017

Sociology  

Area of study relating to human behavior, culture, and understanding why people are the way they are, Upon acquiring sociological knowledge, one tends to alienate everyone around them, and is often misunderstood

Sociologist:"See you're view on reality is purly cognative"

Idiot:"You're mom's cognative"

S:"Thats sociology for ya,idiots"

Sociology by pissinyocherios January 31, 2009

sausology 

The study of the penis and vagina. Also known as a euphemism for sex.

Joe: Dude! Where were you last night?!

Andre: I was with Suzie. We were catching up on our Sausology homework.

sausology by Elephant-Horse-Sperm whale October 27, 2008