sooner

A cheat, a sneaky, no good person.

Refers to the Oklahoma Land Run of 1889 when settlers, seeking free land, made their way to Oklahoma to stake their claim to tracts of open territory. One of the few rules to claiming a lot of land was that all participants were to start at the same time, on the boom of a cannon. All settlers who started then were labeled as "Boomers" and the ones who sneaked in ahead of time were called "Sooners."

The University of Oklahoma named its athletic teams the Sooners in 1908 to pay homage to the cheating claim jumpers of the land rush. The nickname proved fitting as, over the years, Sooner athleteic teams have been the object of many NCAA penalties stemming from repeated violations of a variety of rules, particularly under the ignominious reign of football coach Barry Switzer when the already outlaw program sunk to outrageous lows.

Those are some low-down, cheating bastards.
What do you expect, they're sooners.

Some sooner stole my cash.

by T. Hearndon October 26, 2005

sooner drip

When one puts lighter fluid up their asshole and then proceeds to squat over a fire.

Big mike burned his ass hairs trying to sooner drip.

by Asseater37 February 2, 2018

Soonder

Soonder is currently the VCNO within the Navy. They are a great leader, friend, and person. They are definitely one of the best HICOM within the USM. Also, there a trap dont fall for it

"Is that Soonder?"

"Yes"

"Damm, I fell for their trap. F"

by AliveMessi102 November 14, 2020

Soohee

A Korean sleeping beauty(also known as Jammanbo) who has an intense desire to stay in bed.

You better be a Soohee and catch up on sleep this weekend.

Ok, Soohee, time to get up!

If Soohee only exists in my dreams, don’t wake me up.

by Ppapppap12 November 23, 2021

Shoneez

Shoneez is the epitome of a warrior. A Goddess in her own right. Fierce and gentle, headstrong with a bith of whimsy. Any man will be lucky if Shoneez looks their way. A woman loyal and devoted. Strong and resilient. Your best friend, or worse enemy. Whatever you do, never betray a Shoneez

Shoneez the Goddess warrior, always ready to protect.

by N Tesla December 7, 2021

Sooner Fan

Bandwagon follower of the douchefaggiest sports team in the nation. Named after the people who cheated in the Oklahoma Land Run, the Oklahoma University Sooners play out of the asshole of the great state of Oklahoma, Norman. A surefire way to find all the inbred morons in a room is to yell BOOMER, which Sooner fans think rhymes with Sooner. This is also a helpful way to locate a Wal Mart employee if you're having trouble finding something in the store. Sooner Nation is an amalgamation of trailer parks that exist for the sole purpose of breeding more Sooner Fans and NRA members. Known across the nation as the worst fans in the Big 12, only a Sooner fan could love a Sooner fan, and they're probably related. Being a Sooner fan isn't without its advantages however, it grants you the ability to date your hot cousin and/or step sibling, and you start to become so fat, that your gravity attracts all the corndogs within a 4 foot radius.

The University of Oklahoma itself is average, many successful Wal Mart Managers and male nurses come out of OU.

1.)Man 1: "BOOMER"
12-toed inbred abomination: "Get over here Billy-Jean, my dick is stuck in the toaster again-- SOONER!"

2.) Guy 1: ".... I did your sister AND your mom last night!! Burn!"
Sooner Fan: "Me too."

by TheC00l3st December 20, 2010

sooner

A term used to describe a person who has persistent problems with premature ejaculation.

Poor Heather! Damon was a Sooner all the way.

by Elvis with a Bra on His Head September 6, 2005