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the act of cooking the most bland or flavorless dish imaginable while boasting of its health value and outstanding quality, when in reality it is complete shit. the whitest of the whitest seasoned chicken if you will
i went over to Sarahs last night cause she was trying to impress me with a home cooked meal, mannnnn that shit was sowardish as fuck, woulda been better off eating a piece of picket fencing
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SugarDaddyTree 

A Forsythe tree, a forsythe or any tree that is taken from any persons ownership by another persons as a unrepresented account of insolence to bare in the takers yard for growth and enjoyment.
I didnt think you where able to afford such nice yard scape like that tree. My Forsythe? Thats a Cormwallace SugarDaddyTree. My neighbor got it for me.
SugarDaddyTree by Irishinjun October 1, 2020
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Sogand: A woman who is stunning; she is charismatic, hard-working, sincere, caring, and gorgeous inside and out.
Once you meet a Sogand, you will know what truly is a strong woman.
She always balances her life perfectly; She can tell others what she thinks, she can express her feelings, and she still manages to keep a good relationship with those around her.
Sogand is a fun-loving person, she admires new adventures and can't wait for the next exciting event. She likes to live in the moment, but she also values her past and future.
Sogand is really considerate of everyone, but also her own needs. That is exactly what makes her special; she knows how to equalize her wishes and the wishes of the ones she loves.

Sogand is a woman that you love, and Sogand loves you, too.
"Hey, have you met Sogand?"
"Yeah, she's really funny!"
"I'm glad you think so too, she's like, my best friend!"
Sogand by The "Free-Spirit". November 28, 2022
A of softness in between soft and hard
“The bread was sofard after it was out for an hour
Sofard by Poopwizardd1 December 22, 2022

sugardick 

(n) - someone who enjoys sucking penis.
Bob: "Did you here rick isn't at school today?"
Tom: "Yeah, I think he has a sore throat from sucking so much dick."
Bob: "Probably. What a sugardick."
sugardick by RickJamesBitch1 April 22, 2011

sugardoo 

hey wana go smoke some more sugardoo with me then have some sweet unprotected sex?
sugardoo by jeebus215345312 June 20, 2008
a form of a headline that spans two pages, connected by ellipses
At the community newspaper ...
... people did this all the time
sugardots by Boots November 30, 2004