sofatose

When you're so high that you cannot possibly get off your sofa and do something productive. A spin off of comatose

Oh my god dude, I'm so sofatose right now. I smoked way too much.

by BHAR March 16, 2015

Sofaslut

A woman who meets various men from Twitter, who bounces around house to house sleeping on their sofa until they get tired of her then she moves on to the next couch.

Oh look, "Sofaslut" found another couch to sleep on.

by Teepy March 8, 2017

shfasted

A combination of shit-faced and wasted; that is to say, extremely drunk.

May or may not lend a more German-sounding twist to the word, as in "Let's get shfasted, ya!"

Also gives the impression that one is already drunk, seeing as how saying the word requires some slurring of syllables. This is the irony of "shfasted."

Kelly: "I can't wait for this party!!!! I'm going to get totally shfasteddddd!!!"

Joe: "I think you already are..."

by m.a.r.i.n.a. July 2, 2008

Sodastream

The act of sticking your tongue in your better half's arsehole, and them farting on it.

My girlfriend gave me a sodastream.

I ate some bad food last night and ended up sodastreaming my girlfriend!

by Theunderbiter May 14, 2021

SodaStream

Masterbating

It's Friday evening and I'm going home to have a SodaStream.

I drank four SodaStreams last night.

I poured a whole bottle of SodaStream over her head.

by Ahrem D July 11, 2011

soffastrate

the act of killing someone/something with a sofa or couch.

"Eat couch mutha-fucka!!" He exclaimed as he dropped his couch out of a three story appartment.
"Did you see that? I soffastrated that piece of shit baby rapist!"

by Michael and Chad February 25, 2009

Softstache

The result of some post-pubescent male allowing the full glory of their first facial hair blossom into a creepy, yet baby-soft mustache. It's vaguely French, curiously gross, and -never- appealing.

There's this kid in my sophomore class who waxes his softstache and brags about how he'll now be able to bag all the babes, but I think he looks like a budding pedo.

by The Great Bozahn August 30, 2010