sofa king cool

It is another word to so so fucking cool. Dont get in trouble by teachers because they won't get it.

"Hey, Carlos, what does that say?" said Mrs. Schlarman.
"It says im sofa king cool!" Carlos said.

by Josh Gishnarr May 1, 2007

ripped sofa

A womans vagina when her legs are spread

I hope you have washed your ripped sofa darling, I wish to drink from the furry cup this evening

by I.Lowndes January 14, 2007

I sofa king we todd did

An internet-spread prank that became widely used as a way for assholes to prank the unsuspecting victims who attempt to pronounce it. It is supposed to mean "I so fucking retarded," but many people do not realize this until the damage is done.

(At a local bar in front of many people)

Bro 1: Jimmmmay! Check this out!
(Scrabbles the words "I sofa king we tood did on a napkin)
Bro 2: Alright!
Bro 1: Say those words as loud as you can.
Bro 2: "I SOFA KING WE TODD DID!"
Hot Chick: Why do I even come here..

by joey beee August 5, 2008

sofa sunday

Sitting on the sofa on a Sunday watching football, drinking beers and eating nachos and buffalo wings.

Wife: Can you go out and do some errands?

Man: No babe it is sofa Sunday I will later.

by pizzadue December 5, 2012

Sofa Captain

A former US Navy officer who loves watching TV. He often sits with a remote in his hand, patting the sofa as if it were a ship. The most famous Sofa Captain is Captain Earl Pickles, USN Ret.

Earl: Hey Nelson, you want to sit here with your favorite Sofa Captain? I think 'The Flintstones' is on.

Nelson: You are a such a goof! Of course I'll sit there with you.

Earl: (like a sea captain) Aye aye! Clear sailing ahead, matey!

Nelson: (like a sea captain) Arrgh, the goodship Flintstones dead ahead!

Opal: Anybody want some brownies and milk? Sofa Captains needs their snacks, you know!

by Dusty's Baby Powder January 21, 2011

Sofawut

SO•FA•WUT
/ ˈsōfəwút /
<noun>

－is an upholstered bench with soft Kanawut cushions, two Yai Bii gentle arms and ample space for a huge, heavy and bulky P'Boo. It is a polished and design driven piece to suit and comfort Khun Suppasit, day in and day out. 😌

word, definition and submitted by: __heyitsANN__

Khun Mew Suppasit only sits on his sofawut as it is the most comfortable place to sit on in the whole wide world.

by __heyitsANN__ February 23, 2020

BIG SOFA

Perhaps one of the worst groups in rap music history. terrible raps. terrible beats. Their amazingly astonishing. But nobody has heard their music. Huh? wait. wait.

Did you see BIG SOFA perform? nah nah, they no showed.

by Big Sofa May 22, 2011