sofa-king

Deriving from ‘Sofa King’, a play on "so fucking", sofa-king is to be used as an adjective-modifying adjective.

See über.

I am sofa-king tired right now.

by Victor Van Styn September 3, 2005

eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed

well you are, just read it fast, you know?

Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!

by Rick May 18, 2004

Soaking

The act of inserting a penis into their partner’s vagina without thrusting so that the penis “marinates” in vaginal fluid without creating any friction. In other words, a penis just chills in a vagina without movement.

Soaking is practiced by unmarried members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons) because soaking is not considered sex, according to their beliefs.

Life at BYU: you be soaking on weekends after a long week of study.

by morpheus30 September 23, 2022

iam sofa king we todd it

I am so fucking retarded.

Person: Say 'iam sofa king we todd it' outloud.
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Asshole!

by illEATurHARTout June 10, 2006

Soaking Wet

When a females pussy isn't just wet, it's really really wet.

My girls pussy was soaking wet from her masturabtion while giving me a blowjob before my cock even entered into her.

by Anonymous Anon Girl November 6, 2015

You. Sofa King, we taught Ed

Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be thought of as a trick to gullible people.

Person- You. Sofa King, we taught Ed. (You so f-cking retarded.)
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*

by StatenIslander December 30, 2007

Soaking Sock Trend

The Soaking Sock Trend is where you get a water bottle filled with piss or some stupid drink that is super gross and squirt it on your friends sock and they have to walk in it all day.

Paul: Wanna do the soaking sock trend?
Caleb: haha ya let’s get Tito
Paul: let’s do it
Caleb: Squirts a mix of semen and piss into tito’s sock

by FightingPumpkin57 December 14, 2021