sycophant

A psychopathic cousin of the elephant.

Whoa! That's a huge sycophant! Look how crazy it is!

by psychophant December 10, 2009

sycophantocracy

Organization where sycophantic behavior is rewarded.
Antonym: Meritocracy

George Bush's presidency was a sycophantocracy because everyone who kissed his ass kept their job.

by radianc March 10, 2010

sycophantasize

To daydream or fantasize about being associated with someone well-known, popular, or powerful, by spreading exaggerations of alleged good traits of one’s hero, and by circulating lies regarding their rivals or enemies.

He would often sycophantasize about enabling a wealthy or well-known, narcissistic individual; he rehearsed in his mind, the bowing fawning and false flattery, needed to elevate his idol, choosing among his hero’s adversaries, whom he could most profit from spreading misleading rumors about them.

by Hypatia-Kant August 18, 2018

Brewsterphiliac Sycophantosis

"Brewsterphiliac Sycophantosis" is a rare chronic medical condition resulting from prolonged exposure to individuals exhibiting Machiavellian tendencies. Affected individuals develop an obsessive affinity for a specific person due to their manipulative influence. The condition's etiology involves a complex interplay of neurobiological and psychological factors. Prolonged interactions with calculated manipulation gradually prime neural circuitry associated with reward, motivation, and bonding.

As Brewsterphiliac Sycophantosis progresses, affected individuals experience unwavering devotion toward the manipulative person. This devotion is characterized by cognitive distortions and a loss of critical judgment, leading to belief in the idolized individual's benevolence and superiority.

Diagnosing and treating Brewsterphiliac Sycophantosis poses challenges due to its rarity and complexity. Therapeutic interventions involve cognitive-behavioral therapy, psychoeducation, and targeted interventions to restore independent thinking.

Named after Bobby Brewster, who manipulated Tobias Faulkner, Brewsterphiliac Sycophantosis exemplifies the significance of their experiences in understanding this condition.

If Toby continues to spend time with Bobby, it's highly likely that he will develop Brewsterphiliac Sycophantosis. At that point, it will be extremely challenging to rescue him from the grips of the condition.

by Tobias Faulkner May 29, 2023

sycophant

1. United Nations
2. The French
3. Michael Moore
4. The Presbyterian Church

That will be 5 bucks a shot, thank you sir, come again

by _insertnamehere_ April 4, 2005

bockophant

A sycophant's sycophant.

Geez, you're going to have to wash your whole head after that ass kissing ya friggin' bockophant!

by Bobo The Clown June 11, 2003

sychophant

an elephant-like stalker of a basically timid nature

That big fat fool in the corner is my latest sychophant

by grace November 1, 2003