Breaking Social distancing guidelines

An Euphemism used by UK ministers of health to describe having an illicit extramarital affair / sexual encounter. First invented by Matt Hancock on 25th July 2021.

I apologize for breaking social distancing guidelines. (When showing CCTV footage of him kissing and aide)

by Henry G Darren June 26, 2021

Social distancing

To make sure you stay away from slags

Was out with the lads and saw an absolute stinker. Had to practice social distancing with that one.

by Theoreticalpsydragon April 4, 2020

Social Distancing

What everyone should be doing right now

Only idiots think social distancing isn't necessary

by comic sans April 13, 2020

Social Distancing

The thing we are all at this point required to do 24/7/366 thanks to our wonderful friend Miss Rona.

I remember when I always said, “I can’t, I have orchestra rehearsal.” Now it’s more like, “I can’t, I have social distancing.”

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Social Distancing

Something no one takes srsly

Person 1: wanna go for a walk?
Person 2: i thought we were social distancing
Person1: so?

by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020

Social Distancing

A term Americans commonly mistake with Social Gathering

Every Country that isn't America: Social Distancing is good for you.

America: What? You expect me to be kept in my house like a prisoner?

by ProbleMaker JP April 29, 2020

Social Distancing

Actively avoiding people to stop the spread of a pandemic

Social distancing means 6 ft bitch

by ThatBitch🌲 April 2, 2020