Stumpkin

The art of recieving head from a woman while she is taking a dump...

Man I was just in the bathroom and Teets was giving me a stumpkin...

by KCD913 March 30, 2017

stumpkin

1. One who portrays characteristics of what would make you want to shout out "STUMP"

2. a term used to describe anything and everything, as long as it sounds right.

1. "Man, that was some stumpkin!!! Great job!" or "Man, that was stumpkin, just plain booty..."

2. A person, rather large in size or even just wobbly and funny looking, is skipping down the road and all of a sudden trips and falls..youre instincts propel you to scream "AHAAA what a STUMPKIN!!"

by Meredith and Rebecca November 22, 2003

Skumpkin

A ginger who wheres a black and/or white striped shirt.

Terry looks like a skumpkin today.

by Jeweater March 30, 2008

Shumpkin

the act of receiving a blow job while the giving party, the one giving the blow job is defecating,

dude sherly gave me a shumpkin, she was totally takin a dump and sucked me off

by that1guy` September 2, 2010

Stumpkin

When one is taking an extremely hard test/final while receiving head.

John: Dude that exam was so hard!
Broseph: Bro, I know. At least I was kind of happy because Ms. Tits was giving me a stumpkin.
John: Bro. Respect.
*Knucks*

by Blumpkin Lord June 4, 2011

slumpkin

like a blumpkin, recieve a blow job while taking a shat but u have the squirts

i was gonna give da bitch a blumpkin but i took it to da next level, she got a slumpkin instead blumpkin

by b-dub-t September 19, 2009

Stumpkin

Much like the blumpkin where you receive head while taking a shit, the stumpkin is when you receive head while studying.

Nigga, if i had a stumpkin right now, i could ace this final.

by Stumpkin Jon December 10, 2009