snowbesity

When you don't know if someone is fat because they're wearing a winter coat.

"I was in line behind this woman at the store and I was like snowbesity girl, snowbesity"

by Reptar love May 15, 2018

snowbesity

When you dont know if someone is fat or not because they are wearing a winter coat.

"Hey look at Timmy! I think he might have snowbesity.

by MoonPython January 6, 2021

snowboating

The sport of sledging combined with that of kayaking. usually done by students in winter when the rivers are either frozen or too cold to paddle. Involves sliding down a hill in a kayak using your paddle to steer the kayak away from obstacles such as trees and small children

I'm going snowboating in Balloch park this weekend!

by kayaker101 November 30, 2010

Snowbear

a big whitegirl the opposite of a snowbunny

that snowbear has a nice set of its on her.

by Bluntmaniac April 2, 2011

Snowested

While on a different Snowmobile forum than Snowestonline a person might get the idea to go "Cyber Rambo" on another forum member (General Moronic behavior) in the chat box and get the full punishment from said forum's moderators, generally consisting of a short, sometimes too short banning from the forum to which the member, when re-instated to the chatbox will cry... "Call me a Wambulance, I got Snowested"

Man, I was only having fun...I got my dumazz Snowested

by Crasheyloo June 3, 2011

PINOT NOIR SNOWBEASTITY

"...where you can't tell ifa black man is fat or not because he wearin a puffcoat."

Oh check out that pinot noir snowbeastity.

by Trent Ryan July 13, 2019

showboast

When one boasts to the point of being obnoxious.

"I can't stand being around John, all he does is showboast about being on the football team."

by Liilah January 29, 2017