The act of attempting to penetrate another living being with a flaccid penis. As difficult to achieve as attempting to play snooker with a piece of rope. Often happens on rounds 2+ of sexual activity within a short period of time, or when one has consumed too much alcohol but will not be deterred.
Luca tried shagging this bird off tinder 3 times in one night but ended up playing rope snooker.
I thought I'd finally end my dry spell last night but after 15 pints all I could do was practise some rope snooker.
I thought I'd finally end my dry spell last night but after 15 pints all I could do was practise some rope snooker.
by Big bad Ben June 13, 2016
Get the Rope snooker mug.(n) Toilet: a fixed receptacle into which a person may urinate or defecate, typically consisting of a large bowl connected to a system for flushing away the waste into a sewer or septic tank.
"Liz heard the toilet flush"
(n) Snook: Chiefly British. The gesture of thumbing one's nose in defiance or derision.
“Chiefly in cock a snook at to indicate contempt for by this gesture”
This is slang for a snort of cocaine off a bathroom receptacle. Rolling up the Benjamins and realizing you’ve seen a few too many Ben Affleck films - and the corresponding nightmares. This is for saying, “I could’ve worked on Wall Street,” too many times to the friends that no longer talk to you. This is for saying, “The most successful people drive Honda’s,” at private parties where you’re the poorest guest.
"Liz heard the toilet flush"
(n) Snook: Chiefly British. The gesture of thumbing one's nose in defiance or derision.
“Chiefly in cock a snook at to indicate contempt for by this gesture”
This is slang for a snort of cocaine off a bathroom receptacle. Rolling up the Benjamins and realizing you’ve seen a few too many Ben Affleck films - and the corresponding nightmares. This is for saying, “I could’ve worked on Wall Street,” too many times to the friends that no longer talk to you. This is for saying, “The most successful people drive Honda’s,” at private parties where you’re the poorest guest.
KJ: “Oh shit, Don Rickles just died.”
SCOTT: long pause “...Good”
ANDY: “Fuck that guy! Hey guys, see any good porns lately?”
JJ: “Who the FUCK is Don Rickles?”
CONNOR: “You guys need to lay off of the toilet snooks.”
SCOTT: long pause “...Good”
ANDY: “Fuck that guy! Hey guys, see any good porns lately?”
JJ: “Who the FUCK is Don Rickles?”
CONNOR: “You guys need to lay off of the toilet snooks.”
by Jeff Albino June 10, 2021
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It is a sport requiring the highest level of, practice, accuracy, patience, determination and positivity that can be imagined. I could say I dislike the physical play of the game too, but I don't watch it for that. I watch it to witness things other people only wish they could pull off doing anything else in the world. Facing odds only masters of their own fates can prevail against. Saying it is lame is just an empty opinion. (:
This younger snooker player is of a rare kind. Over many many years, you will always come across this type at least once, where he brings his ''Practice Table Game'' to the championship games, some say, the most dangerous player is the player, playing just for fun. Winners of any world championship are living proof that they are masters of their own fates.
by Alex - England May 24, 2011
Get the Snooker mug.As she turns to kiss him, Rodney snooks his gf in the head.
gf: I was going to give you a rj snooks!
rodney: snooks take that!
gf: I was going to give you a rj snooks!
rodney: snooks take that!
by T.R.J. May 22, 2006
Get the snooks mug.The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.
Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!
by Kieran January 17, 2004
Get the underwear snooker mug.1. n. a fool or jackass. commonly used slang in the UK.
2. v. (to snook) to victimize (UK)
3. v. (to be snooked) to be victimized (UK)
2. v. (to snook) to victimize (UK)
3. v. (to be snooked) to be victimized (UK)
Rodney: so that's the conclusion of my presentation.
Jim: That sucked. you're snooks (1)!
Rodney: it's really funny... when I was learning this material, that's what everyone said too...
Jim: You're a jackass.
Rodney: Thanks for your comments!
Fred: Hey Rodney, how did your presentation go.
Rodney: I got pretty snooked (3) by people the crowd.
Fred: Maybe you should cut off your ponytail. It makes you look like a jackass.
Jim: That sucked. you're snooks (1)!
Rodney: it's really funny... when I was learning this material, that's what everyone said too...
Jim: You're a jackass.
Rodney: Thanks for your comments!
Fred: Hey Rodney, how did your presentation go.
Rodney: I got pretty snooked (3) by people the crowd.
Fred: Maybe you should cut off your ponytail. It makes you look like a jackass.
by ^twenty minutes^ June 12, 2005
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