Skonky

A girl who is a complete whore. You may have some synonyms like skank, skeeze, whore, slam pig, and many others, but a Skonky is THE ultimate whore. Imagine the skankiest chick you know, and multiply that times ten, and then picture the girls you and your boy were banging on Friday after the club, and on Saturday she is fucking your other boy. Basically, they run through groups of friends fucking them all. They usually have one to two kids, and while fucking you they always call you daddy cuz, there is defintely some underlying missing father issues and she's also looking for someone with money to be "daddy" to her kids.

Yo, are you fucking kidding me? Look at this fuckin skonky over here.... Didn't we run train on her last weekend, and isn't that Dave basically fucking that skony by the bathroom?... fuckin skonky.

by brocktonPASIT January 13, 2010

snocky

adjective - sarcastic, smartass, or (rudely) witty.

"I don't need to hear any snocky remarks from you while I'm working."

by Jazzy Jew July 5, 2012

Uh Oh Stonky

The proper way to express your feelings of somebody making more money than you. The opposite form of “Stonks” which expresses your own profit.

Person 1: Billy is making more money than you.
Person 2: Uh Oh Stonky!

by Samuru674 November 30, 2019

slonky

a word describing something that is better than average or otherwise awesome.

Man, that website's design is slonky!

by shammyrocked March 10, 2010

Skonky Brewster

Stuck up, middle aged actor/ actress who's addicted to sleeping pills, bourbon, and whippets. Enjoying his/ her mid life crisis due to being molested by his/her male, middle-aged co-star from a sitcom that aired 30 years ago. He, she always wears burnt pantyhose from falling asleep with lit cigarettes. He's/ she's had his/ her stomach pumped 13 times from " Confusing" his/ her sleeping pills with Mentos. He/ she has a tendency to shoplift, he/ she smells like a distillery, and if you ever have a craving for a sundae, he's/she's right there with the whipped cream.

That stuck up ho is a Skonky Brewster.
Fran Drescher is a Skonky Brewster.
Brittany Spears ( Even though she's 11 years old with 17 kids named Bob)is a Skonky Brewster.
Russell Crowe is a Skonky Brewster.
Owen Wilson is a Skonky Brewster.
Heath Ledger is a Skonky Brewster.
Keifer Sutherland is a Skonky Brewster.
Hellen Hunt is a Skonky Brewster.
Winona Ryder is a Skonky Brewster.

by Ass Fucking Goat Queen March 1, 2008

shonky

falling apart through bad construction or age. Often applied to software.

I can't get my bank statement out of this shonky website!

by sweavo January 14, 2004

Snookymama

A sweet, affectionate name to call your girl. The Snookymama is the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with. She's your only love and you don't care if people think that this pet name is the worst of them all, your going to have little ankle biters with your Snookymama.

Mel: "Hey Danny dearest husband."
Danny: "Hola mi amore Snookymama, te amo."

Ignorant face: "Who's that girl lovin up on Danny?"
Danny's Bushmama: "Are you stupid?! That's Danny's Snookymama."

"I absolutly LOVE my Snookymama."

by Danny-Dan aka Boss February 25, 2010