Heckle Snekle

A being of higher power that once lived in an ancient civilization.

Give me a second I have to pray to the heckle snekle.

I just found out some new information about the ancient Snekle civilization.

by Snekle prophet. April 30, 2021

snokreligious

1. (n) A synonym for "bird shit" originating in the the mystery cults of seventeenth century England. An initiate seeking spiritual acceptance into the ethereal smegma of Scurnis, the ancient Assyrian God of armpit resin, would rub his body with noxious bird shit whose acrid fumes would induce seizures & delirium, during which the initiate's mind would travel into the future to read "Family Circus" comic strips whose abhorrent nature would induce what was thought to be a cleansing vomit characterized by a hacking gurgle known as the "snok", Assyrian for the word "holy mouth-fart".

(plural: snokrelig)

2. (v) the act of a bird shitting

"For two million dollars, would chisel all the snokrelig off of your car with your front teeth?"

"that twat-barnacle of a pigeon just snokreligoused in my hair!"

"I'm not touching your dick when there's snokreligious on it!"

by Dwokoneseus November 27, 2009

snoller

Often emotional and elitist and pompous jackass of pbnations small talk. Convinced that because of his anonymity of the nation that he can control the ST GDT and tell anyone who enters to leave.

He is a man with children who acts like a child himself.

"I've done some research on your posting habits. Leave now and never come back.- snoller"

by the truth bringer2 July 26, 2009

snorkler

Where your eating out a female and her vagina is so wet you can't breathe.

I had to perform the snorkler on her last night.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009

snofler

One who eats potatoes while sleeping.

Yeah man, Joe is such a snofler.

by little_green_man March 9, 2010

Snoiled

Getting snake oiled. To be sold something sold as being useful, but instead is a detriment. The product has more illusory value than true value. One get's Snoiled when: getting snake charmed out of money, losing time, losing their job, becoming depressed, then throwing a fit of rage regarding the product.

Step right up, step right up ladies and gentleman. Have I got an offer for you! If you show up before I start my presentation, you too can be snoiled! But snake oil can cure you! I'm trying to sell you useless things you don't need, but pretending they are worth something. If enough people show up, you'll get a valueless product for free.

Dude, I just got snoiled. He told me it would grow my hair back.

Did you know you could cure cancer with my positive thought product and random ingredient that is a placebo? Shirley thought so, as that salesman told her so. Her Tombstone simply reads: I Got Snoiled.

Hey Charles, do you see that soccer league getting Snoiled? They have to play in the Winter in a desert!

by Hissy The Snake May 31, 2015

Smokle

When you smoking Shisha/Vape and you blow a circle out of smoke.

My mates and I were out last night at a Shisha bar and we blew Smokles at the waitress

by Cuan/Nicholas July 27, 2018