Shniel

A term to describe a person who fails at everything. A Shniel can never do anything right.

What a Shniel. You can't do anything right.

by PunjabiPrincess95 October 14, 2010

SHIELA

Often misspelled as Sheila. A name for a girl who is very pretty and have a good sense of humor. Smart and wise in life. Not very nice at times but is approachable and very friendly. Beautiful and wonderful. Your life would be perfect if you have her as your wife.

Look at that girl, she is so shiela.

by uduser March 6, 2012

Snell

A person (usually from the South) that exhibits country/hick tendencies. These people tend to deny the existence of coronavirus, drive lifted trucks, and have no perception of life outside the regional South of the United States.

They often occupy themselves with college football and pretend to be informed about social justice and politics, when in reality, they have no clue how the electoral college even functions.

This definition was derived from a prominent character in the Netflix TV series, "Ozark" named Jacob Snell. His wife, Darlene, can also be classified as a "Snell".

I encountered a Snell at the store today. He had a confederate flag on his hat and demanded that I remove my mask because "coronavirus is a hoax".

by FrenchOnion January 26, 2021

Shield bug

A kind of stink insect. Shield bugs have glands in their thorax which produce a polluted liquid (semen). This liquid is used to ruin purity and virginity in female primates. The face of the shield bug is made of plaster of Paris, and has no known function. Bandages impregnated with shield bug larva have zero added medicinal benefit and may retard healing processes. However, smearing shield bug antennae onto knuckles is an effective treatment for peripheral nerve damage.
Shield bugs have also been used to smuggle cocaine across the Mexico-U.S. border. Cocaine powder is mixed with shield bug ejaculant and sculpted. On May 12, 2009, a 7.6 pound crucifix cocaine sculpture was affixed to the back of a shield bug and successfully transported across the border.
The shield bug skin is sometimes worn in Boxborough, PA as a dress shirt for less casual occasions.

As Dean attempted to squeeze into a pair of 28W slimmer-leg jeans, he hopped backwards and unintentionally smashed a fucking shield bug into the granite floor.

Marge: “Hey Joe, look at that shield bug!”
Joe: “Prick.”

Haggs was considered a major player, until a shield bug finger fucked his fiancée.

by Shawn Fennerty March 9, 2011

Handegg Charity Shield

A one-off match between the champions of the two parallel divisions in the American sport of handegg. In similar vein to the FA Charity Shield during the early 20th century, where it was played between the north and south champions. Clad full of ad breaks during the match, which do put Europeans and other civilised people off from watching the event.

The Handegg Charity Shield is kicking off in half an hour, it's either watch that or Whitechapel.

by JizzySpunkbubbles March 13, 2012

I/O shield blood sacrifice

A term used when building a computer, specifically when Installing the I/O shield, and cutting yourself, as they are notorious for being sharp.

Ex. of the "I/O shield blood sacrifice"

Man: I was about to throw the whole tower against the wall! I felt like such an idiot. The IO shield is evil and requires a blood sacrifice!

Friend: It really is. I did a case transplant on Friday and it took blood even just for being moved from one case to another.

by TheNightAngel June 5, 2013

Shields Shuffle

The art of switching urinals mid flow. Applying a stop/start system.

Origins;
Thee Ryan Shields made an emergency urinal shuffle owing to the danger of an over flow.

Location of origin; Harvester bar and restaurant, Queensway , Lytham St. Anne's-on-the-Sea.

Current record - 16 shuffles

"Guys I just did my first Shields Shuffle".

*Everyone claps, cheers or sheds a tear.
Some start to hit themselves with inflatable hammers.*

by The Chaps March 20, 2014