Skeever

A person who tries to get the most out of every situation even though he/she is not entitled to it or contributes enough to deserve it.

"Dude, you're gonna take 4 hits off the joint and pretend like I didn't notice even though you didn't throw money for bud? Stop being a skeever."

Skeever: "Fuck, they're catching on... maybe if I buy the dutch it'll throw them off."

by Planet Paul October 11, 2012

sneezer

the runny shits
peeing out of your ass

"I went to Julio's Barrio for some spicy chimichangas. 3 hours later I landed a touchdown and left a sneezer in the toilet for my bitch to clean."

by Cr@cker May 21, 2005

SKEEVER

Gods creation of the most bad ass people on this planet. If you are a skeever, you are apart of a special group of people superior to the rest of humanity. Skeevers do what they want, when they want. Skeevers never say no to a sesh and will never stop.

Skeevers gotta skeeve.

Skeevers never fall.

by Skeever #2 September 19, 2017

winking skeever

A derogatory term for the anus of any living creature or similar depiction thereof.

Trey's winking skeever has seen many a hard man.

by Tofutakahashi November 23, 2011

Sneeter

Little known slang for female genetalia. Originating from New Zealand

Dude 1: Check that chick in the hotpants!

Dude 2: Yea she's the slut that was at the party last week. She got her sneeter out in front of everyone

Dude 1: Niiice!!!

by angrywasp April 15, 2009

Tennessee Sneezer

Tennessee Sneezer :

A meth huffing trailer park Diva.

Dude 1:

I was trouncing the tradesman's entrance of a Tennessee Sneezer when, she gripple locked my porn piston in a blood farting death grip.

Dude 2:
Your sick

by Jimmy Herndon October 23, 2011

winking skeever

Performing a butterfly kiss on the anus of your partner.

I think the pink eye came from when I was giving Carley a winking skeever.

by Thewinkingskeever July 3, 2016