Cock Snorkeling

An individual that relies on penis just like a snorkeler relies on a snorkel

Why is Rider finally looking healthy? Because he was cock snorkeling in Zanzibar all week.

by Ridenasty February 28, 2017

Snorkeling Semen

When you Get Cum all over your nose and mouth and I have to breath through the Cum for Oxygen

When Ryan Leahy ejaculated on the student the student used the snorkeling semen method to breath through the cum

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

snorkeling teabagger

1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."

Congressman Massa was a snorkeling teabagger with his barely legal page.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the snorkeling teabaggers protest new taxes on FOX news even though the signs were unrelated to the protest.

by FoxNewsFred March 22, 2010

Snorkeling

(verb) The act of placing the scrotum into your oral orafice while simultaniously stroking the shaft attached to said scrotum.

I've got this thing for chicks who do good snorkeling. That last girlfriend of mine was a snorkeling queen!

by Jesus Martinez De Luis March 11, 2010

snorkeling

Verb- the act of placing a woman on her back and licking her asshole while you bury your nose in her vagina; so deep that you're only able to breathe through your mouth

Man, I went snorkeling yesterday and still can't get the taste out of my mouth.

by shanelo May 8, 2011

Snorkeling

The act of performing oral sex on a man with a twizzler (after biting off both ends) in one's mouth to be used as a breathing apparatus.

Mandy was below the covers snorkeling Bob.

Brian brought twizzlers to the movie hoping Tiffany was interested in some snorkeling.

Lindsay was snorkeling Logan when Holden walked in stole the damn twizzler.

by WhiggyPI March 30, 2016

Snorkeling

Snorkeling is the act of moterboating ones balls. This is the same as moterboating ones breasts, only the balls are motherboated instead.

My last girlfriend was an expert at snorkeling!!!!!

I think that girl wants me, she keeps looking at my package like she wants to snorkel it!

Man, my ex was a great girl but she was afraid to snorkel the boys.

by Sweetteabone December 27, 2013