Sneef

A verb that describes the 2 part act of: 1) person 1 placing their nostril on person 2's anus then 2) person one draws in air through their nose ("sniffs") as person two farts ("beefs"). Its a cross between a sniff and a beef. Hence "Sneef"

Remember when Rob sneefed Peter at the company party? I almost ralphed!

by Plashdog August 20, 2014

Sneef

Sneefing is when you produce gas from thy arsehole and proceed to sneeze which furthermore produces an aggressive explosion between the cheeks

Person1 : "shit dawg i gotta sneeze, but my asshole kinda tight"
Person2 : "oh shit fam, try not too sneef dawg"
Person1 : *sneefs* "oh shit fam that was wack"

by Lord Sneefus December 10, 2019

Sneef

The act of blowing your nose using the lips of a woman's vaginas.

Do you want me to try to sneef

by BraydenChoplak September 10, 2025

Sneef

When one (usually a biological female) sneezes and queefs at the same time.

Sneef

“I just sneefed!” “If you don’t stop, I’m going to sneef on you!”

by Sneef1 September 6, 2023

Sneef

To sneeze and queef simultaneously

Barf keeps sneefing everywhere. It's fucking disgusting.

by shellcraker2012 March 7, 2016

sneef

Sneezing into a vagina while performing oral sex.

He sneefed into her because of an allergic reaction to pubic hair.

by KawasakiGuy October 12, 2016

Sneef

Sneef is a code word for vaping. Using Sneef in front of teachers decieves them from you doing anything bad.

Hey man pass the sneef this way

by Sneef July 7, 2016