Dick Sneezing

The process of blowing your load into a tissue.

"Hey man you have any plans tonight?"

"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"

"...What?"

by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019

#sneezingonthehomies

#SneezingOnTheHomies is a term used when someone is disrespecting a friend/homie.

Bruh she #SneezingOnTheHomies

by Schmucking May 14, 2018

Sneezing Webster

A sex act so ridiculous that this has to be something made up by a 13 year old boy who had just been on a field trip to a farm or petting zoo.

First guy: "I read about this thing called a "sneezing webster" on Urban Dictionary yesterday. You stick your dick into a cow's nose and block the other nostril and shove your balls in it's mouth. Man, that has to be the most disgusting sex act ever."
Second guy: "No dude, you are the biggest moron ever. That's completely made up."

by Lefthandman2000 February 21, 2009

speeding

It's like jaywalking, an offense that virtually everyone commits. There difference between the two is that speed laws are actually enforced (though quite selectively), usually to meet quotas.

Oh noes you were speeding 90 mph in the middle of the night on the interstate with no other cars within a mile what a danger to other citizens

by Shadow Creator January 9, 2008

sneezing dragon

when a girl is giving a guy head, and a guy is in the process of ejaculating. He shoves her head down on his penis, ejaculates in her mouth, then the semen passes thru her nasal passageway and out her nostrils.

Shaniqua was very upset when her boyfriend travon gave her a sneezing dragon, but it did clear her sinuses.

by J-Kizzle and T-Fizzle January 1, 2010

sneding

a variant of the word "sending". Usually used in context of the internet or intranet or some other weird places

Paige Fincher thought about sneding Chris some of her pictures, but decided against it.

by Christopher Jarrett June 11, 2008

seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.

by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015