Snarfing

The act of reaching inside ones pants and fondling the genitals prior to shaking hands with someone you dislike. Also known as "Second Hand Penis".

Hot and humid days are best for snarfing.

by BjornFree December 7, 2011

Snaffling

Unexpected but enjoyed oral sex

She was lying o the couch naed so i took the opertunity and gave her a good snaffling

by confusing retards August 5, 2008

snarfing

the act of participating in sexual intercourse while wearing thundercats uniforms

"I heard she was a huge thundercats fun, but she's just not into snarfing."

by zoooooo keeper March 23, 2009

snarfing dubes

Smoking cannabis. Originates from the Netflix original TV series "Disjointed".

Tae Kwan Doug: I can't have the degenerates outside of my dojo snarfing dubes

by Semore Dixin-butts February 20, 2018

Snarfington

An absolute snake that just snags everything.

That snarfington snagged my juul right when I got here and finished the pod...

by Meandering Mollusk July 25, 2019

Elephant snarfing

Elephant snarfing is a type of ass play where one person puts peanuts in the other persons ass.
Also known as “feed the circus elephant”.
An elephant snarf has a fetish for having food products esp. peanuts shoved up their ass.

“I used to like ass fisting or gloving, but now I am a convert to elephant snarfing”.
“Pass the peanuts! Yum”

by Nerdboy1982! August 6, 2019

Snarkling

A mischievous individual who is most likely snarky and prone to making witty remarks; usually an affectionate term use to refer to friends who are like this.

My snarklings annoy the hell out of me but they're always supporting me in their strange, sarcastic ways.

by Alianora Cain July 21, 2017