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brings the snacktime

To offer oneself up as an object of sexual amusement to a person or group of people, usually resulting in the sexual humiliation of the person being offered up. Historically this implied forced sexual acts with animals (especially chickens and fish). Nowadays violation (including self-violation) with long poles is gaining in popularity.
Despite his questionable personal hygiene, or perhaps because of it, George was a popular young man in certain circles where he was known as "the guy that brings the snacktime."
by markusUD August 13, 2012
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snackcident

Having an accident while attempting to serve and/or eat snacks.
Bar Patron: Do you have any snacks?
Bartender: Sure. (Starts to scoop snacks and spills them all over the bar and behind the bar).
Restaurant Server: (walking by) Oops, looks like you had a snackcident!
by Server girl September 8, 2009
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Snackiness

n. the quality or state of being characterized by or indicative of pleasure, contentment, or joy reached after consuming a small portion of tasty food; usually between meals
The Governor could not contain his snackiness after he devoured the tasty morsels of chocolate toasted coconut clusters.
by Governor Granola July 22, 2012
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Snackflex

Snackflexing is when you go to a convenience store in a foreign country, buy a tonne of snacks, line them all up in a presentable way in the same way you would line up huge bricks of money, weed, and booze, and take a photo of it to flex on Instagram. Extra points if you put a rolled blunt infront or having a guy dat-assing it in the backround with grills on.

You can flex on others with how difficult to procure, bizarre, unique, and exotic the snacks are in your snackflex.
My Instagram snackflex right now is on point, suckas!
by SnackFlexKingpin June 15, 2016
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snackret

A Snackret is a secret one keeps about snacks.. Typically this refers a stash of snacks one keeps hidden from other friends / family that they live with. Usually because these snacks / junk food wouldn’t last very long if everyone knew of their existence. The locations of these snacks are only shared with those closest and most trusted to the keeper of the snacks.
Me: Hey bro, I’m about to let you In on a snackret...

trusted friend: Oh shit.. you keep snackrets too?

Me: yeah man, I got to or the kids will eat all my munchies!
by Pain (Mary Jane Rotten Crotch) November 21, 2019
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Snacksited

When you are trying to get a snack from the fridge and are so snacksited because you think you have some left but then only thing left is cheese and grape soda.
Yesterday I was so snacksited remembering I had a Mars bar in the fridge until I opened it.
by HugeMegaFaggot January 2, 2020
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Snackcident

An incident in which a person completely accidently buys numerous snacks.
I know that i went to the store for milk, but i had a snackcident
by Pepe The Penguin January 29, 2020
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