smydyf

suck my dick you faggot

*text*
guy one :hey man
guy two : what?
guy one : your mom so fucking ugly when she went to the ugly competion they said no profesionals allowed
guy two : *visible anger* smydyf, kys

guy one : *dies*

by keyboardsmashingsound February 27, 2022

smydiving

Where a male will tie himself the the ceiling and proceed to cum on a female or male lying on the ground

I was just smydiving on my girlfriend last night

by Smydiving January 31, 2023

smdfm

Suck my dick for money.

Smdfm hoe!

by JohhnyBMeow December 6, 2016

smyd

SMYD is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In SMYD you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the SMYD motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.

hurgle smyd

by turbofagfuel October 20, 2008

smylf

step-mom you'd like to fuck

Bret: "Did you meet Phil's fiancee?"

Ellie: "Yeah. She's a total smylf. The boys will love her!"

by Rottadorable December 19, 2010

SMDF

SHAKING MY DISGUSTED FACE

SMDF at your digusting bullshit

or something

by Htok September 6, 2014

smdyf

Means Suck My dick You fool

He: you son of a bitch
Me:SMDYF

by Kpone January 11, 2017