it's my avatar

An expression used to excuse your ugliness or poor appearance. Used when you are embarrassed by the reaction to how ugly, uncool, unfashionable or impolite you look, perform or otherwise appear to the so-called general public.

- Tom how on earth could you walk into the ladies' room wearing a bandana of condoms and a dirty sock on your private parts?
- Dude, wasn't me - it was my avatar!

some other time:

- Who's that pig with a belly the size of a rucksack? You, Tom, perhaps?
- No, not me. It's my avatar.

by TomGore April 12, 2010

Where's my fucking jetpack!?

Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'

Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.

Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.

"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."

"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"

by scrambletastic June 8, 2009

dude where's my car?

One of the shibbiest movies ever. Has a lot of really awsome jokes.

1. "dude where's my car?" "where's ur car dude?"
2. "just the chicken, rice, soup, and cookies" "and then?" "no, no and then!" ect..
3. "shibby!"

by KelseyisGir July 16, 2009

dude, where's my car?

what you say when you can't find your car.

"dude where's my car?"
"wheres your car, dude?"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 18, 2003

Wiener Wiener Where's My Wiener

A game played by several males who all get naked in a small room and turn out the lights and cover the windows so no light gets in. The game then begins by everyone spinning around for 30 seconds, then attempting to grab as many wieners as possible (grabbing your own doesn't count). Upon grabbing a wiener, the player shouts, "wiener wiener where's my wiener." The person who's wiener has been grabbed then has 5 seconds to return the grab, or the other player receives 1 point. If the grab is returned, the player receives 2 points, and one point is taken away from the original grabber. The game is played to 50 points, or until a massive gay orgy ensues.

Instead of playing basketball, we decided to play a round of wiener wiener where's my wiener.

by bluekpax December 19, 2008

Smygfit

Smyg is swedish for sneaky and fit in this case means buff so Smygfit means " A person that appears much thinner than they actually are, hug or remove clothing to see true buffness"

"wow" thought Keith" Lance is really Smygfit"

by tHeSnEaKyOntHeSnEaKyOne.(◕‿◕✿) March 31, 2020

what’s my name?

used as a taunt while beating someone.

In
1967, boxer Muhammed Ali fought Ernie Terrell, who insisted on calling Ali ‘Cassius Clay’; as Ali pounded Terrell, Ali taunted ‘What’s
my name, fool? What’s my name?

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 27, 2009