Skwidded

To claim something that's not yours with no intent of giving it back

Monkey ask if ernie has his smokes, skwid holds the packet in the air whilst saying "skwidded" then puts the packet in his pocket, even though monkey ask for them he has no chance as skwid has skwidded them and skwid is MCK.

by Sudskeoner August 21, 2013

Smidge

A universal term, generally used to refer to narcotics or the consumption of said narcotics.

Smigga 1: Yo, lets go smidge real quick Rick.
Smigga 2: Alright let me grab my smidge bro.
Owen Mechling: Bro, I’m smidge rick!

by Jookles January 10, 2021

SMID

It's for texting meaning Suck my imaginary dick

You can SMID 😝

by Unicorness March 18, 2015

Smidgelet

A unit of measurement equal to 1/10th of a smidgeon, or 1/160th of a teaspoon.

I only put a smidgelet of Polonium in his Chicken Kiev, but it was still enough to kill him.

by The Grand Nasal October 16, 2007

smidgie

Smidgie (smid-gee) is a unit of measurement smaller than a smidge and smidgen.

When someone asks you if you would like cream in your coffee... your reply is just a smidgie.

by RewBear March 18, 2011

smido

A Finnish person that is clumsy.

Person 1: He's such a smido
Person 2: Are you talking about Pikko?

by Shojou November 13, 2018

swidgent

Something good. Cool, exciting, miraculous.

Swidgent, I am gonna get that raise. Looks like its gonna be a swidgent situation.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits December 25, 2007