smuthawreckedfacepants

The act of getting muthafuckin shitfaced.

What's up for the weekend?

I dunno, probably smuthawreckedfacepants.

by London Gentleman April 21, 2008

smutthead

synonomous with butthead but nicer.. sounding anyway.... tailored for smaller ears.

In earshot of a toddler??? yell SMUTTHEAD!! in traffic instead. mix well with evil looks that do not draw attention to you.

by your name July 26, 2003

Sumthin' sumthin'

A way of telling someone they've got something on them.

"You've got a little sumthin' sumthin' on your cheek."

by Hannah Montana February 25, 2015

smuth

a lazy, selfish person.

My dad is such a smuth, he makes me get him soda!

by viajay March 7, 2009

sumthin bout a hamsamich

To fill in a sentence,when there are no other words to describe the current situation. It is also commonly used to change the subject from the main point of of the conversation as a way of "getting out of the hot seat."

Person a: person b,when are you going to give me gas money?
Person b:huh?
person a: Huh!
person b: sumthin bout a hamsamich...
person a :o.0???
person b: =P
person a: Whatever man, just give it to me when you got it i guess...
person b: haha =)... ight den, i got u doe.
person a: yep.

by batsauce March 1, 2009

Smumph

n. When one consumes so much sperm that their mucus is turned into semen itself or a slut that gives too many blow jobs and the spit or mucus in their mouths is turned into sperm.

Clay- Dude did you see that chick her spit was so white!

Phil- Yeah she is a total smumph, but i'm gettin' in that tonight bro.

Clay- I already did

by tman8777 December 18, 2012

smutherfication

The art of being smuthered by huge titties and almost dieing.

Her tits were so big when she was riding me and shoved them in my face to motor boat I damn near died of Smutherfication!

by beach bouy July 5, 2016