Smoking Dick

To tell someone what they did or said is crazy or stupid

Boy1:Damn bro that ugly girl can get the D
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it

by TajhyPippen13 September 24, 2016

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

A very consistent name for the movie.

See, there is an idiom "lock stock and barrel" which means "entirely, from top to bottom".

Also "Lock" is a slang for weed, "Stock" for money, and "barrel" for itself. The major elements in the movie are "copious amounts of ganja", £500,000.00 debt, and two antique shotguns which are used to fight Rory Breaker - who, by the way, is the most cruel and coolest gangster in the world.

It seemed meaningless and lame as a movie name at first, but it all appeared to me when I saw it. It was truely "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels".

by Neverlander February 10, 2009

smoking a clip

smoking a small left over blunt

bro lets go smoke this clip real quick

kyle: what you doing

jayden: smoking a clip

by marii.spazz November 13, 2020

smoking lamp

1. (on sailing ships) a lamp from which a pipe may be lit
2. (figuratively) permission to smoke

"Light smoking lamp" (giving permission for crew to smoke) and "out smoking lamp"
(denying permission) are listed among the 104 bugle calls in the US Navy's "Manual for Buglers", 1953 edition.

by Plebe Tribune March 25, 2009

Smoking resin

What to do when you run out of weed (and cash) and you smoke primarily with a bong, pipe or other type paraphernalia.
Scrape, scrape, scrape, roll, roll, roll, it's a dirty job.
Light it up and it can taste like inhaling motor oil or industrial rubber,

but it gets you baked, chinese eyes high, or even blitzed in some cases.
However, it may also do nothing whatsoever, sadly

which means you just wasted your fucking time

and got your hands sticky and dirty as shit for no reason at all.

"i just ran out of weed and been smoking resin for the last few days."

by "stoner dude" apparently March 17, 2018

smoking alcohol

The epitome of awesome. A must try for anyone who can breathe air in.

Proceding the events after smoking alcohol: Woah man, you smoked some Bud?! ... ya bud

by Smokey McSmokertonbud October 16, 2013

hard scoping

When you use a sniper rifle like it should be used and actually aim using the sights. Seen to be inferior to its counter-part Quick Scoping as the shot isn't determined by luck or a glitch in the game.

Also the only real method of sniping in reality.

CoD Addict: D00d! WTF!? Hard scoping n00b!
Hard Scoper: The sights are there for a reason, why don't you try quickscoping in real life.

by CrazyWebGuy June 28, 2011