Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

by Dj Allen September 15, 2007

SMOOT

semen, cum that is created while on a boat

named after minnisota cornerback fred smoot who is known not for his football skills but for his ability to cover a boat in semen

I hit the bitch in the eye with some smoot while riding around the bay

Be carefull where you shoot that smoot.

by The A Team of the Food Bank August 29, 2008

Fred Smoot

is a great man. He is a native of Jackson,MS. He graduated from Provine H.S. and later on attended Hinds Community College and Mississippi State University. He was drafted into the NFL 2nd round for the Washington Redskins! In that time he has made great accomplishments! Recently he founded the SmackBar an energy bar! He is a profound athlete, bussinessman, son and father!

Fred Smoot Provine High School,Fred Smoot Hinds Community College,Fred Smoot Mississippi State University, Fred Smoot Professional Man

by Brande G-Smoot October 18, 2008

smoot jooky

(noun) Any type of soda pop, especially when the brand is not known or mentioning the brand name is to be avoided.

Rachel isn't old enough to order a beer, so she had smoot jooky instead.

by Trogdor August 9, 2004

Smoot Loop

A trashy woman who has sex with everything that walks. This is the nicer way of saying whore.

Damn look at that Smoot Loop at the bar, I bet she is DTF.

by wilmafingerdo January 8, 2012

Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

by Dj Allen September 16, 2007

smoot

noun: the residue left in the toilet after a person takes a dookie.

"Jake, were you the last one in the bathroom?"

"No, why?"
"Cuz there's smoot on the toilet seat and you always have bad aim when you take a doo-doo.

by H-tine Ridah February 4, 2010