smoothie

Getting some major head, by some chich with no teeth.

Yah, I told that dick pig to spit out her dentures and give me a smoothie. your grandma's a TOTAL whore

by Jpac August 9, 2003

smoothie

Blow Job, Dome, Head, Fellatio

I want a smoothie. May i have a smoothie. You're a smoothie(Queen/King)

by Shady Milkman December 8, 2003

smoothie

when a guy and another guy have butt times and one guy releases into the other dude's booty and then to save the turtles, sticks a metal straw up the other bro's anal cavity and slurps up the juices and wishes him a good night.

"hey broski you wanna smoothie?"
"uh sure?"

by smoothy.slurp September 21, 2019

Smoothie

A slick, cunning and careful person.

His brother Jacob was a "smoothie." a slick and cautious man who would today read and ponder the stock reports, ever figuring a profit for himself. - Ottawa Citizen, 30 April 1932

by Athalanda April 29, 2013

Smoothie

A wetsuit that forms a smoothed out shape of your body, originally from the name Oneil Smoothie, smoothie now applies to all neoprene wetsuits.

I'm gonna try put this smoothie on, even though its too small for me, it might look extra smooth!

by S Palmer October 9, 2005

Smoothie

code word for a girlfriend

I am tired of this current flavor of Smoothie, i think its time i get a new one

by lucas b1322 September 20, 2011

Smoothie

When you get roofied and wake up with no underwear and shaved completely smooth....

I dropped some Rohypnol (roofie) in her drink and gave her a smoothie...

Went from Shag carpet to laminate flooring *grins*

by Runcle Paul November 20, 2013