smoothie

1. A fruit drink with yogurt/ice cream. AKA Jamba Juice
2. A dude well versed in the art of pussy seduction

girl: My bf got me a purple beanie baby! i love the color purple.
dude: hes a smoothie.

by harry-san 1 March 4, 2008

smoothie

a smoothie is a totally hot sxc guy! comes from the fact that smoothies are yummy and so are hot guys!

My god brad is such a god damn smoothie

by gen gen August 7, 2004

smoothie

The the term given to all Arab people who have soft and smooth hands.

Damn why are your hands so soft you fucking smoothie

by SeanMarcusJamieson December 7, 2009

smoothie

slang. (unisex) A smoothie consists of cumming in your partners mouth, dropping in the berry of your choice, and having them chew.

"I gave Heather a smoothie last night when I blindfolded her...
now she's pissed but I SWEAR I didn't know she was allergic."

by yummyfavors April 16, 2009

smoothie

Sperm in the mouth as a result of a blowjob. Also a sperm smoothie or a cum smoothie.

Q: Did you get anywhere with that redhead last night?

A: Yeah, she blew me and I gave her a smoothie.

by nikki.t September 18, 2010

smoothie

a frying pan

a woman in police custody once said, "she got hit upside the head with a smoothie"

by NancyT February 8, 2009

smoothie

code word for doing it

Guy: Hey tara, do you wanna go to my place after school and have some smoothie?

Girl: Sure, I would love to have a smoothie with you!

by yoh0 December 9, 2008