Smirthi

Smirthi is the best. She is the best. Legit the best.

Woah Smirthi is the best

by Uniuniunifornnn November 1, 2020

peep smitty

To see what someone was doing when they thought no could see or
to catch someone in the act of something.

Did you peep smitty?
Yeah, I saw dude stick the money in his back pocket.

by Ms.Kee October 18, 2008

Smitty

Smitty is also used for a nickname to call someone with the last name of Smith. Usually a male of the smith family.

Mr. Smith says: Hey neighbor how ya doing today?
Neighbor say: Not bad Smitty. You?

by SmittyB. November 9, 2006

smitty

A smitty is a retarted, male squirrel that rapes small, innocent female babies. Smitties are about 5 boners long and are dark brown with glowing purple eyes. When they turn 16 days old they grow wings that come out of each ass cheek to help them fly short distances. They have tails about 3 boners long and is used as a second penis in some cases, for a smitty's tail may also become erect. A smitty's habitat consists of one dark, deep, moist, wide, spacious vagaina. These traits of the vagaina are necessary in order to a smitty to be able to live to its full potential. Smitty's only come out of their homes between the hours of 2-5 in the afternoon. Every smitty carries its own special type of STD called rapies. If you get raped by a smitty chances are they will pass this disease on to you and you will die within 48 hours. Even though all smitties are male they each make two babies. The babies, in order to survive, need to be breast fed by human, female breasts ranging from a C to a high D. If they do not get their milk they will puke blood and poop intestines inside their hom and the host of the vagaina of the smitties will most likely die. Smitties live about 3 months long. When they die they are reincarnated into a Pakastanian terrorist who dreams of world domination. Where do you think Sadam Hussein came from?

Damn, did you just see that smitty fly towards town!?

by MASTER-M-DAWG February 27, 2011

skirty

someone who flounces around art wankers, usually an art student with low self esteem , trying to get pantsy in order to attain some kind of delluded recognition in their ( usually ) local art scene.

Mary : " Hey! why is Nancy hanging around that ugly old man, and should we tell her that her glass is empty and the wine is about to run out..?"
Tina " Oh thats blah blah blah .....He is the Blah blah blah of the blah blah ...i think he is involved with the blah down at blah..........."
Nancy : "BLAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Mary: "Oh what a total skirty"

by Doctor mow mow November 7, 2011

smarty party

I heard it off a chick called Pieta and she said it was when two chikas shuv smartys up their pussies and they take turns in having them licked out.

Pieta, what's a smarty party? Fuck off look it up on urban dictionary.(not the real words of pieta)

by Beckie October 28, 2004

smarty

A person trying to act smart but ending up being an idiot.

Don't try to be a smarty. Act smart.

by Gopherullas November 13, 2011