Japan 4 Smish Smar

Term Used from Freddy Got Fingered. Used to Randomly Sidtrack a person for a getaway.

Guard: "Hey You!..Stop!"
Person:" Japan 4 Smish Smar"
Guard: "Huh?!"

by H.R. Puff-n-Stuff January 12, 2010

simish

adjective: When you act so fucking stupid it makes the other people around you wanna slap the shit of you.

That nigga is so simish.

by Munch&Rica October 8, 2008

smish

Two girls pressing their chests against each other.

Oh man, check out that four-titty pileup. That's some beautiful smish.

by RavenWorks December 31, 2010

smishing

The usually involuntary act of clenching the anus while in the middle of passing a bowel moving. This generally leads to a messy situation.

I've been smishing a lot late, it's a good thing I bought stock in Charmin!

by snugw0w April 16, 2009

Smishmorshinator

A device consisting of a 3 foot long metal pole with a bicycle handlebar grip at one end and a fork duct taped to the other used as an alternative to getting a smishmorshin.

Why go to the smishmorshin clinic to get a smishmorshin when we have a perfectly good smishmorshinator!

by MyHero June 13, 2010

Shiish

Another word for shush.

"Would you please shiish!"

by I'll Never Tell May 17, 2004

smish

adj. synonym for cool

My new converse are so smish.

by taylor December 31, 2004