Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.

Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.

by Meat Man 666 August 13, 2018

smergleblerg

A mandem of 4 mcnuggets

Yo look at that smergleblerg

by Memeitus September 8, 2018

seralina

The best person in the world. Typically mixed, and is gorgeous. Has a personality of gold and is great in bed. Usually has a best friend with a name that starts with A or J. Super sarcastic and funny, but really fun. She's a perfect person altogether, and you don't deserve her if you break her.

Seralina is so sarcastic, I love her so much.

by Ariasteri March 12, 2019

smiraldi

Noun- Smiraldi or can be used as a Verb Smiraldi'd
Smiraldi is a sexual postion where one wears a strap-on over their penis and DP's a female by himself.

Person 1:Did u see Carol walking funny today?
Person 2:Yah. I think she was Smiraldi'd

by MyCabbages March 6, 2014

smegal Jackhammer

The sexual position which resembles a jackhammer while impersonating Smegal from lord of the ring

I smegal jackhammerd that slut good and proper

by Michael Kain May 23, 2006

smegalump

Smegalumps are the small white spots on the helmet of the penis when one peals back the foreskin. This is due to someone not cleaning themselves properly or not having a good standard of hygiene.

To use in a sentence - You dirty little smegalump or you stupid smeghead!!

by DrTurner October 26, 2010

seeralan

a fucked up yute that breaks his trust and cuts off real ones as soon as he gets a little social boost that wont last a month🙏🙏

friends ~ “oh hey how are you?”
seeralans ~ “good xoxo you’re the best!”
(a week later)
friends ~ “heyyy what u doin!”
seeralans ~ “shut the fuck up stupid slag go suck dick stupid bitch”

by y_c.liz April 18, 2023