Smeagol

The dude that wants and DESERVES the precious. He had it in the first place and Frodo only has it because Bilbo stole it. Bilbo must die forever and ever.

It's mine. My Own. My precious.

by Smi November 28, 2004

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smegondiment

The dried crusty substance at the opening of a ketchup or mustard bottle.

Ewwww, some smegondiment just fell into your fries man.

by Reece G. January 3, 2007

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Smegnoid

Noun - A pet name for a real douche-bag of a person suggesting their essence is disgusting. Can be used among friends for a common target or to the targets face to insult and/or test the waters.

Used among friends: Hey, did Smegnoid show up at work today?

Used on target directly (female on male): Yo Smegnoid, get your smelly cheese-dick the fuck out of my face!

Used on target directly (male on female): Damn wench, I ain't eating that shit! Your a Smegnoid!

by ManWhorePig November 10, 2010

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smegrock

A dense buildup of smegma on your dick that crystalizes

Girl: pull out your dick
Boy: hold on i have to go chisel the smegrock off

by The smegman June 5, 2016

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smeagol

Verb: To act in a sneaky, sly, or conniving manner. Generally, when one 'smeagols' something from another. It's a sneaky form of thievery, generally between friends, and is not used to express anger. It can be used in different ways however, for instance, cutting in front of somebody in line (He smeagolled his way to the front). As long as it's sneaky and lightly dishonest, it's 'smeagolling.'
Derived from the character Smeagol in lord of the rings.

When Jack said he was leaving, he actually went up into my room and smeagolled a movie from me.
OR:
When the car beside us slowed, i sped up and smeagolled my way into his spot.

by Reed7777 July 7, 2006