smegarific

1) amazingly and all around intensely cool, see also GAwesome

2)in likeness to smagma

The Pirates of the Caribbean 2: The Deadman's Chest movie will be particularly smegarific, due to its special affects and the presence of Johnny Depp.

by smegmegs July 1, 2006

The Bob Seger

The Bob Seger is a complex and often painful sexual act that involves inserting a man's testicles into the anus of his partner and grinding his hips to the song "Night Moves" by Bob Seger.

He ended up in the hospital with testicular torsion after he gave this girl The Bob Seger.

by Tacoslocos January 16, 2015

Smeyerpire

The type of vampire found in Stephenie Meyer's popular book series, Twilight. These vampires glitter in sunlight, are vegetarians and own a lot of expense automobiles. Some of them even interact peacefully with humans. They are ice cold. They are, somehow, able to procreate.

Cullen, Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, Smeyerpire

by WickedLovelyRobotLove April 3, 2009

smegro

a negro that smells of sour, rotten, and a mixture of disgusting scents mixed together, that would make you feel like your being poison gased.

smelly negro

Man, i walked past that "smegro" Jamal Jenkins today and the cops couldnt arrest him casue his BO K.Oed the coppers.

by ANIGGY July 30, 2010

Smeegro

An ethnic slur for Somali people.

Can also be used in it's abbreviated form of "smeeg"

We were watching "Blackhawk Down," and I couldn't believe how many of those smeegros Delta Force killed.

I wish that smeeg would stop talking to my girlfriend.

by hortence merriwhether May 11, 2009

Smelericious

Possessing the qualities of or pertaining to someone as amazing as Melisa Demaestri

Dude that girl is awesome! she is gorgeous, amazing, and just wow!

oh, so she is smelericious!

by Pizza and Cookies January 6, 2012

segered

verb: segered, seger·ing.
1. to be exposed to sonic shit
2. to have ones ears desecrated and raped
3. to be exposed to the inferior trash pawned off as music
4. stuck in a public situation with no escape while Bob Seger’s hits play at an unbearable volume.

i got segered the other day at the record shoppe when some fucktard decided he needed to listen to three different live albums to find the one with the right version of "we've got tonight." if it wasn't for the vodka and valium i might have killed him.

by luvtonez July 26, 2014