smegzy

A word usually meaning your hot and you smell nice

Sunny is so smegzy i just wanna big spook her

by Ekeksbdbsbsk April 25, 2021

smeggy mitchell

When a man puts his unwashed penis through the stretched out earlobe of another person

I gave my girlfriend a smeggy Mitchell last night

by Intigo_montaya October 7, 2021

smegy

smegy- someone who is contaminated with dick cheese

"remember him from the bar, he was so smegy"

by smoole April 14, 2023

Smeggy Egg

An initiation rite for a (usually highly exclusive) collegiate men's sports club or society, in which the existing members of the club do not shower for a week, then harvest the smegma from thier genitals and deposit it on a hardboiled egg for the initiate to consume.

To get accepted into the "Toff Society and Fox Hunt Club" at Oxbridge, one had to partake in a game of Smeggy Egg.

by JTPop December 31, 2023

smeggybum

A person that has smegma in their anus, typically after anal sex. It can also be used as a vulgar insult to call someone bad at something, for example an activity or video game.

John: You're a smeggybum, Mitchell.
Mitchell: Shut your mouth, you smeghead.

by SHMEGGYLUCA July 17, 2024

Smeggy

Penis with dried cum on it

Oh look grandads penis is smeggy, grandma will clean it don't worry

by Excited Man1 May 10, 2024

smegly

A very beautiful person who is strong-minded and does everything in their power to succeed in life. also used as a nickname.

OMG look, its david he is so smegly.

by DragonX. March 7, 2025