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Mixed SMAT Arts

Similar to mixed martial arts but only using:

S ack-Tapping
M uffing
A ss-Grabbing and
T ea-Bagging

Until one gives in and gives up
"I challeged Chris the other day to a Mixed SMAT Arts match, let's just say I got him in a tea bagging submission"
by Shittydickster September 13, 2009
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smat nattering

a plethora, an abundance, an absurd and grotesque amount
This smat nattering of bbq meat and booze is a meatfest smorgasbord of decadence.
by Boffo1 February 16, 2023
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Smat

Someone who is a twat and very smug about it
When he answered that obscure question no-one else knew, he grinned at us like a right smat
by w4rdy January 19, 2024
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Smat

smat means you suck at something. literally dogwater.
"im a smat priest because i cant read"
by The Pope Bingus March 27, 2021
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Smat

Anyone who is crazy, weird, or wants good grades!!
Parnian is smat!!!!!!
by Forever_13 November 11, 2020
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Smat

A missspelling of the word Smart
Kai - I am so smat
kai - Smart^
Jake - Your forever smat
by SmatMaster November 9, 2023
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Smat

When one is small and fat
Ryne: Can you tell me how she looked again?
Dahyanna: She is the smat one. You've see her before.
by Confetti Wap December 13, 2018
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