Parnian 

Par-neon: noun - A very random and unorganized, yet creative and talented individual with a unique sense of style; infatuated with mirrors; obsessed with perfection; always analyzing everything; drawn to beauty, attracted to metrosexuals; highly intelligent and logical, yet quixotic; hypochondriac; Persian.

Person 1: "Why is she spending so much time staring at herself in the mirror?"

Person 2: "Because she found a grey hair and thinks she has premature aging. She is obsessing over it while analyzing herself in the mirror."

Person 1: "Well she is a crazy Persian."

Person 2: "No, she is just a typical Parnian."

Parnian by Enzo Joon February 9, 2008

parnian 

Parnian.. A person who is obsessed with how their eyebrows look..This person does not follow any trends. Secretly loves The OC and Spice Girls but won't tell anyone. Obbsessed with hair and hair products. This person never wants to tbe a prep.They will never buy cloths from american eagle but will buy jeans that are named "american rag" only b/c it's from macys. Oh and they love EMO . oh they are all democrats

"dude are my eyebrows good".. "omg you need new hairspray" quotes from a Parnian.
"lack of color was labeled indie but i labeled it emo.. its oo emo"

parnian by Laura March 20, 2005

parnian 

LOVES EMO MUSIC... Is in love with METROSEXUALS... Such as _ _ _ _ I_ _ _ _ _ lol in MFS... OH and secrelty follows the trends but doenst tell people.. Such as OC...Loves emo such as POstal Service..

OMG.. i wanna be a model for METRO park

parnian by steve March 20, 2005

Parniyan

The most beautiful and intelligent persian girl you’ll ever meet. Like - absolutely stunning. She lights up every room she walks into, and can make literally anyone fall for her. Parniyan has her ways with words and the way she talks to people. She 100% has high ambitions and expectations. You never wanna let down a Parniyan, because she will end you. She acts modest, but she really knows she “all that” and will hoe around when she wants. She’s probably too good for you. These girls are very uncommon, treat them well.

“Damn, you see that Parniyan over there?” “Yeah bro I wish I could talk to her, she so bad”

“You been talking to Parniyan? You one lucky mf”

Parniyan by aiiiiightdawg July 20, 2020

parnia 

A funny girl who always knows how to chill but still has structure to her life. She has two sides and one of them being very romantic and playful. Parnia is also a very good kisser

Person 1: God who's that hot girl over there?
Person 2: it's Parnia God I'd like to tap that.

parnia by Muria5678 July 2, 2016

Parnia 

Parnia is an amazing friend to all. She helps you through your problems and gives feedback on choices! She can be sweet but when you mess with her, you will have to fear for your life as she has some serious fighting skills. She’s smart, patient enough and extremely talented when it comes to singing, art and sport. She has serious creativity! Although she might look likes everything is alright, her life at home isn’t exactly paradise. Yet whatever comes her way, she fights and pushes past! Shes overall an amazing friend,sister,cousin,girlfriend and human being!

Hey. I think Parnia’s new here!
Yeah not a common name but the teachers say she has a great record and talents! Should make friends easily here!

Parnia by littleapricotonatree12453 May 20, 2020

pornian slip 

An error (or slip) that occurs whilst typing in the URL box and one unconsciously begins typing in the URL of one's favorite porn site that leads one from a simple wikipedia search to a 3 hour jerkoff session. Like the Freudian slip, it is usually caused by an interference of some unconscious wish, conflict, or train of thought.

Damn you pornian slip!! I just wanted to simply check my email and now I have 5 tabs of pornhub.com opened!!

It is studied under the division of psych called pornanalysis and pornian slip is often referred to as parapsexis.

pornian slip by UP AND ATOM September 3, 2011