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skanktard

simply put it is a retarded skank, those who are to stupid to seduce but not to stupid to pull down thier top. also they giggle alot and every once in awhile they throw in a snort
ie: cheeses rice! you dumb skank tard, just becuase you have dyslexia doesnt mean you can't talk and why are you naked?
by dudethatsgross January 18, 2005
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Smashtard

Smash Bros. fanatics who play and focus on only Super Smash Bros. don't even play any other Nintendo games. As a result, they know nothing about any of the series represented in there, nor do they care about them.
Smashtard: Oh man, Wario, Marth, Ike, and Captain Falcon kick so much ass in this game!

Person: Well...Have you ever played Wario Land, WarioWare, Fire Emblem, and F-Zero?

Smashtard: Er...no. But I bet they're not even worth it. These characters still kick ass in this game though!
by ShadowMan2 June 14, 2011
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Spanktarded

It is the feeling of pure retardation after a long series of BDSM Spanking. You are unable to speak, communicate or operate your body. You are in a euphoria state or subspace from spanking.
"Oh man, those spank marks look rough, you okay?"
"ya, i was completely spanktarded after them"
by Stephanie Steamweaver April 24, 2014
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sarutard

A goat that is the best at everything they do
This person is such a sarutard
by sarutard July 29, 2021
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snacktard

A person who is unable to pick out proper snackage, and ends up sorry and unsatisfied.
Kim is such a snacktard; every time she goes to the grocery store, she comes home with beans and rice and nothing more. Then come 10 o'clock, guess who's starving with nothing to snack on. Snacktard!
by Soooooz February 1, 2009
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slacktard

A contraction of "slacker/slacking" and "retard". See also fucktard. Someone who is both lazy and mentally challenged.
My husband's slacktard friend is on our couch for the third straight day trying to beat Halo instead of going to his job.
by saska April 3, 2005
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Smartard

A person so smart that they are actually retarded.
did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.
by Guitarguy99 March 10, 2011
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