____smooch____

An update to using the old and busted ((((smooch))) in chatrooms where the intent is to get the recipient to fill in the blanks with whatever words they see fit. Re: Mad Libs™ from the 1980's

Ex: WhoHoo!!!!! I got's a ____smooch____. (I got's a sloppy fish smooch from Mike!)

by fanbladesaresharp September 5, 2008

Smooch Plates

A childish version of the vagina.

Gee, would'nt you like to stick your cock in her smooch plates.

by Puddi.... December 17, 2008

smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck off. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

by KTD 4L September 8, 2008

Smooch-ma-Gooch

A phrase a man uses to tell another person to give him oral sex. It is mainly used as a comeback.

You got a problem with me? You can go smooch-ma-gooch!

by Smoochmagooch16 March 22, 2010

smooch-a-licious

This word is used to decribe a sexy ,short ,sweet ,caring , cuddly, and elegant lady.

Je**ica is smooch-a-licious.

by Beal mapp February 23, 2010

smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

by KTD 4L September 7, 2008

Smooch Hobber

A person that applys ferocious enthusiam while giving oral sex.

Joel : Phew!! Ol Aunt Tammy gave me a smooch hobber in the car.....now she has tonsilitis.

Ty: No way!! Man, smooch hobbering use to be classy when I was doing it back in the day.

by Yoshinene June 25, 2009