Slutoncey

A girl (usually with braids) with little to no intelligence who fuck anyone and everyone that has marijuana

Friend#1: did you see the new she’s fine

Friend#2:she is hope she’s not a Slutoncey

by AustinDotK March 6, 2022

Slut Monkey

to masterbate profusley without concern of of being caught

"do you remember the day out at the zoo,those monkeys havent an ounce of decency"

by zhangdan (lives) November 13, 2003

slut monkey

usually female, one who has sex with every one, even monkeys.
high chance of aids, hiv, syphilis, or some primate std that has not graced our streets yet.
or a tail.
which could be awkward...

Stoner: Dude! I went to the zoo yesterday and there were like fourhundred slut monkeys! I swear i was like... what why arent you in cages?! hahhh

by eeeeeek May 6, 2008

Shotmonkey

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...the Shotmonkeys.

I had it like a shotmonkey.

by The monkey September 1, 2008

Slut Monkey

Chillin. Because he's a slut and smells like shit, much like a monkey.

Lego: "Chillin let's fuck. :D"
Chillin: "K cuz I'm a slut monkey. :D"

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

slut monkey

usually female, one who has sex with every one, even monkeys.
high chance of aids, hiv, syphilis, or some primate std that has not graced our streets yet.
or a tail.
which could be awkward...

Stoner: Dude! I went to the zoo yesterday and there were like fourhundred slut monkeys! I swear i was like... what why arent you in cages?! hahhh

by eeeeeek May 7, 2008

shitmonkeyz

Noun. Used to describe an FML moment without FML. Also used when Tom Hanks approaches. Was used Michael Jackson was around R.I.P.

"Is that Tom Hanks."

"Shitmonkeyz!!!"

by Leric April 15, 2010